28 Comments

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   Parasite-B (09 Mar 2020, 22:09)
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   Early access… Shouldn’t be available to access at all.

   Have fun with this one, weeaboos.

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   Bawkbagawk (10 Mar 2020, 1:29)
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   Thanks for your input, Parasite-Beta

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   Parasite-B Mother (10 Mar 2020, 1:45)
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   Son stfu we all know you watch weeb calling others weebs what a fucking loser kys please.

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   Warwitch (10 Mar 2020, 2:40)
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   Oh well, at least the bigots using the “w” word make the game look less hideous by existing.

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   Evil Slavemasters (10 Mar 2020, 3:43)
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   It’s ours,20 years already by now,ok

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   huh (10 Mar 2020, 4:48)
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   bruh..

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   Marathon Man (10 Mar 2020, 7:33)
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   You insecure little whore Parasite Beta. You change your name the moment he calls you that just shows what an insecure little turd you are. You come into forums spewing your filth from your whore cock sucking sperm eating mouth thinking you get some sort of ego boost? The only boost you are getting is when your trans mommy stuffs a dick up your ass and raise you enough for your dad to stuff his 2 inch cock in your nose.

   Please get a life and exercise a little bit so you can see your own dick before you start to suck it. And you ask others to kys? Boy your whole cancer ridden existence should not cease to exist. Take yourself and the scum that bred you to a farm and ask politely for someone to take all of you all out.

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   iran general (10 Mar 2020, 8:18)
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   i will fucking break every weebs appear near my life before you have the chance to murder me fuck you loser gay weebs xD

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   Parasite-B Father (10 Mar 2020, 8:40)
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   Son, I agree with your mother on this one. Stop disgracing yourself on the internet

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    Clockwork (10 Mar 2020, 9:41)
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    I downloaded this 90% just to spite Parasite Beta. It seems like a decently competent roguelike card game and the deck builder in me is happy with this decision. Forgetting that it’s an H game honestly you could get rid of all the sex in this would still be fun as hell. So I guess in conclusion thanks for being a little bitch and turning me on to this game Parasite.

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    Mark Maiefski (10 Mar 2020, 9:42)
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    I downloaded this 90% just to spite Parasite Beta. It seems like a decently competent roguelike card game and the deck builder in me is happy with this decision. Forgetting that it’s an H game honestly you could get rid of all the sex in this would still be fun as hell. So I guess in conclusion thanks for being a little bitch and turning me on to this game Parasite.

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    dafuq (10 Mar 2020, 10:09)
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    @ iran general you wont have anybody around your life cause of corona, son

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    ParasiteB (10 Mar 2020, 12:45)
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    Wow. Just wow. Look at all the single basement dwellers come out of the woodwork to defend their only way of getting off. I feel sorry for you lot. Go get some sun. You’re obviously lacking in some well needed vitamin D to get this pissed over someone’s comment about a game. Fucking losers.

    Bawkbagork, I’ll give props for the originality of “Parasite Beta”. I’ve not heard that one before. The rest of you that copied and called me that, find something constructive to do with your life instead of copying people, and rubbing one out to girls in video games. I your the type of people that sit around all day making memes out of other people’s memes, posting them and thinking you’re fucking hilarious. I’ve got news for you. You’re not. You’re the parasites, constantly feeding off of others.

    Like I said, go get some sun. You never know, you might actually meet a real girl out there, and your mum no longer needs to be ashamed of you and all the crusty toilet paper she finds in her basement because all you sit around tugging your little todger to this sort of shirt.

    I wish you luck on the outside world. Word of advice, don’t try saying the sort of shit you say online to people out there, unless you can back it up with your fi4sts. There isn’t two screens separating you in the real world.

    I’m off, and won’t be replying. Have fun staying angry and typing to someone that doesn’t give a fuck enough about you to come back and see what you have to say. Weeaboos.

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    Fyresyth (10 Mar 2020, 13:55)
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    “I’m on a website, looking for any validation for my life by outright attacking anyone who likes stuff from Japan, hoping someone will pay attention to me!”

    Ok, Parasite-B, I was just scrolling comments. But obviously you need to get a hobby. Try going for a walk, maybe getting a fish. quite honestly you’re very sad attempt to slight the community makes you like more pathetic than those you wish to slander. I pity you and your very paltry, empty life. To see you, very obviously, have such an emotional reaction to a very poorly made video game, and then attack everyone else means you either have very little self esteem, or are such a caustic human being that no one wants to spend time with you. I suggest Erik Conovor’s 90 transformation. We believe in you.

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    Sanae#1Fan (10 Mar 2020, 15:16)
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    I dont think I will ever get tired of the funny comments you guys make.
    It makes my day lol.

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    Sanae#1Fan (10 Mar 2020, 15:24)
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    Also PSA theres absolutely no need to get girls in this day and age of Feminism and now the Coronavirus that makes it double reason not to.

    If you want to nut just fap and it will be all over in a few second idiots.

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    hobomaster (10 Mar 2020, 19:01)
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    Hey ParasiteB , you aren’t even worth the dirt under my fingernails.

    Karma will hit you soon enough .
    Believe it or not, you will rott in hell.

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    Hardcastle McCormick (10 Mar 2020, 19:09)
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    Kek why are you retards arguing on a site where you can download free shit? We’re all degenerates here even if you don’t think you are no matter the amount of projection and strawmanning.

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    Umad (10 Mar 2020, 20:16)
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    That wall of text looks like the paradigm of mental stability, and reeks of healthy social life and willingness to go outside. If I didnn’t know Parasite I’d say he wants to vent his anger against an entire country (japan) because he sees projects his own flaws onto a certain group of people he doesn’t want to belong to but meets all the requirements and probably has ben bullied online and offline in reference to that.

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    SimpB (10 Mar 2020, 21:18)
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    Imagine being a simp muh anime girls bad muh 3d thots is good stfu and go get fucked by tyrone cuck corona-chan is going to drop you son!!!!!

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    Derp (11 Mar 2020, 3:45)
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    Wow, this place never ceases to amuse me, so full of all kind of losers, weabs, weab haters, pro weabs, every single one is a fkng virgin, thanks pals, u made my day and made me laugh after a long day of work, u guys make me feel a lot better about myself, i am grateful with you my kind losers.

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    K_EƎ_D (11 Mar 2020, 15:55)
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    Look at all these mad virgin weebs fan boy acting keyboard white knight shithead warriors defending
    this “How to be hoe” simulator shit game.
    And reading their comments, each one appears to be offended personally as it was their own game.

    But if you look it that way, I mean in their view, you can’t blame them, they found a reason for their
    pathetic wasteful life to waste it on something more wasteful. With all their hormones jumping in
    excitement for their sicking freak lust about pron/sexual game.

    The easiest cash dev ever made thanks to these virgins freaks in our community.

    At least @Derp is happy reading their silly comments. Good for you pal. Don’t worry you’re not alone.

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    OldManArmando (11 Mar 2020, 16:04)
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    Say, what’s the beef with that sore loser up there??

    Let her / him rant whatever he / she wants, if you keeping bashing against that one, you’re validating the bullshit that is spewing, and inflating his / her ego, which apparently, is what is seeking here

    Running your mouth flapping around spewing bullshit is worthless here, furthermore, if you want to download the game, download and play it, FFS, if someone thinks that is quite smart shaming users for download a game, let that one screaming at the wall, why care for an attention whore??

    Furthermore, putting monikers on ppl that you don’t know is the stupidest thing to do, you don’t know anything about any user here, and making assumptions because they are here is far worse, it just reflects your lack of self appreciation, lack of use of your intellect and poorly social skills

    Kiddo, learn that there’s always someone with “higher grounds” than you, humbleness and wisdom are little things that will make you go further in life than thinking that you’re the king of the world and everybody is lower than yourself

    And lastly, there’s ppl out there who don’t want to throw their hard earned money to any developer who publish a game, so they prefer to “pirate” the game first, and if it’s worth it, invest on it, so don’t make assumptions on why ppl pirates a game, your arguments are baseless and toxic, so STFU if you don’t have any useful to say

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    Aharmlesskitten (12 Mar 2020, 2:28)
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    What the absolute hell just happened in these comments? Assualting people and calling them weebs for playing a porn game? on a site dedicated to ripping games for people? thats not only insulting to the people who honestly are just bored and looking for a new game to invest in. its insulting to the people who put time out of their day to crack the games to begin with. I myself wouldn’t own half my steam games I’ve payed for if not for these people. im a pretty poor person so even shilling out 10 bucks for a game i may not play for more than a day is pretty hard on me. Sit down, take a cup of stfu, and go call people weebs on whatever anime forum you patrol normally instead of a place dedicated to cracking games.

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    lolicatemogirls (13 Mar 2020, 5:54)
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    “Also PSA there’s absolutely no need to get girls in this day and age of Feminism and now the
    Coronavirus that makes it double reason not to.

    If you want to nut just fap and it will be all over in a few second idiots”

    Holyfuck people ACTUALLY type this shit, look it over, and STILL send it.
    Hahahahahahahaha ahahahahaahahahaha FUCK
    I love anime too boys but damn, go outside, find a girl that likes anime too- and get laid, shit!!

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    potemkin (13 Mar 2020, 15:00)
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    lolicatemogirls maybe you go fuck urself ?
    What a fuck who you are ?
    What a fucking joke

27. 

    Booby Man (13 Mar 2020, 23:46)
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    Digital bewbs make me laugh!

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    lolicatgrills (14 Mar 2020, 0:29)
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    @potemkin
    I don’t have to fuck myself cause I can get someone else to do it, tho =3=