24 Comments

1. 

   n25l (27 Mar 2026, 1:09)
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   No thanks

2. 

   jesus (27 Mar 2026, 1:49)
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   Nobody will even remember this game exists a month from now

3. 

   Steph (27 Mar 2026, 1:59)
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   Mercii

4. 

   Kostas Gangstar (27 Mar 2026, 2:11)
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   Our beloved lesbian game

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     GIRLY GIRLY FRONT BUM (27 Mar 2026, 7:41)
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     HATED, LAUGHED AT, DISGRACEFUL, EMBARRASSING, NOT BELOVED!

     THIS WHOLE “GAME” IS ONE GIANT QWEEF!

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   River (27 Mar 2026, 3:09)
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   LOL. NO.

6. 

   Bullshit Simulator (27 Mar 2026, 3:11)
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   Why keep working on this pile of crap ? No one wants this

7. 

   George Floyd Appreciation Society (27 Mar 2026, 3:24)
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   I’d rather shit in my hands and give you a round of applause.

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   tom (27 Mar 2026, 4:56)
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   hahahahaha nope. for free? noooo…

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   Dpopow (27 Mar 2026, 5:09)
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   Well devs, it’s time to get new job at McDonalds, see you there! I’ll order large fries

10. 

    Tcheco (27 Mar 2026, 5:41)
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    HAHAHAHA
    No!

11. 

    GIRLY GIRLY FRONT BUM (27 Mar 2026, 7:39)
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    WHY COULDNT THIS GAME HAVE BEEN A “HYPERVISOR” RELEASE SO NOBODY WOULD PLAY IT!
    OH, NOBODY WANTS TO PLAY IT ANYWAY…

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      Nate Higgers (27 Mar 2026, 20:13)
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      ALERT 🚨 ALERT 🚨 RETARD DETECTED🚨

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    GIRLY GIRLY FRONT BUM (27 Mar 2026, 7:55)
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    4 FUN GAME FACTS:

    (#1) During the development of this “Dyke Simulator”, it was reported the building had to be evacuated over 17 times in just 1 month due to a series of very dangerous QUEEF outbreaks.

    (#2) The release of this game was actually the FIRST time the Developers actually got Fucked.

    (#3) Although the developers are Ugly Lesbians, they still only take it up the ass & ironically their favorite snack is sausage…

    (#4) The original Developers name was “Fish Factory”, named after the obvious smell.

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      bobz und vegan (27 Mar 2026, 20:20)
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      LOLZ, queef….

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    123 (27 Mar 2026, 8:08)
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    For those modern audience.

14. 

    Delulu (27 Mar 2026, 8:20)
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    Nice !!!! a Toilet Simulator

15. 

    Killer (27 Mar 2026, 8:46)
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    Last time I checked on steamdb, there were whole 4 players in this game of the year 😀

16. 

    Shitter (27 Mar 2026, 9:10)
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    stop uploading this piece of shit

17. 

    Lei Keylosh (27 Mar 2026, 16:21)
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    These people had the gall to release an update for this abomination.

18. 

    onlygoats tr (27 Mar 2026, 20:20)
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    Gaym for femceloids.

19. 

    BossGrave (27 Mar 2026, 20:40)
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    Shit woke game

20. 

    xxx (28 Mar 2026, 18:40)
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    its not free, when downloaded it occupies valuable drive storage without any reason.So it’s not even worth stealing it.

21. 

    Kruger (28 Mar 2026, 22:58)
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    Terrible bugged game with ugly modern cunt character – however it was boring uninspiring and i had to switch out regularly stupid trainer often to play it.

    Trully dissapopinting RYSE:SON OF ROME was awesome.