66 Comments

1. 

   musashi (08 Oct 2021, 22:08)
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   yes my sword is big…….

2. 

   Talal (08 Oct 2021, 22:13)
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   you should try my sword.

3. 

   Fart (08 Oct 2021, 22:16)
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   Penis Game 2k21

4. 

   hans100 (08 Oct 2021, 22:16)
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   yup and ur ass is too fat, stop the nutella

5. 

   Tye (08 Oct 2021, 22:17)
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   My sword so BIG it requires both hands

6. 

   Macho President (08 Oct 2021, 22:19)
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   That name is the reason why im downloading this game regardless if it sucks! thats a fucking epic title!

7. 

   f (08 Oct 2021, 22:19)
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   Just as I expected
   dirty joke retard

8. 

   God (08 Oct 2021, 22:38)
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   I can just play skyrim with a big tits mods instead of this piece of shit

9. 

   Warwitch (08 Oct 2021, 22:40)
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   Your game is so bad.

10. 

    houssknight (08 Oct 2021, 22:41)
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    this game is on evan quest game engine

11. 

    pietPompies (08 Oct 2021, 22:42)
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    My sword is totally bigger than yours…

12. 

    Not_Conky (08 Oct 2021, 22:42)
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    who the hell named this game

13. 

    nioxoin (08 Oct 2021, 22:48)
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    who can say my sword is too small

14. 

    just... (08 Oct 2021, 22:52)
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    I would go with “game for horny weebs”, but i guess “Emotional Fantasy game” works too.

15. 

    orzo2 (08 Oct 2021, 22:54)
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    At least the title is original

    Thanks for the game

16. 

    moho (08 Oct 2021, 22:58)
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    i believe musashi

17. 

    0xMETRIX (08 Oct 2021, 22:59)
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    Thats what she said

18. 

    Carpeto (08 Oct 2021, 23:00)
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    Well… is better than the last Kojima game

19. 

    Eu (08 Oct 2021, 23:09)
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    My sword is small hehe

20. 

    Kiritokoy (08 Oct 2021, 23:11)
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    thats nothing compared to my Yamato

21. 

    SKRED (08 Oct 2021, 23:16)
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    I have a micro dagger

22. 

    Supage (08 Oct 2021, 23:20)
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    Ye buddy my sword is so big, 19 cm to be exactly, no kidding

23. 

    paul la poche (08 Oct 2021, 23:21)
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    i know …. i know …. best dick comment win a pie

24. 

    ShadowAngel (08 Oct 2021, 23:28)
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    Look at my sword
    My sword is amazing
    Give it a lick
    Ooh, it tastes just like raisins

25. 

    Carl Parcia (08 Oct 2021, 23:33)
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    what ther heck!? HaHaHaHaHaHaHa

26. 

    lol (08 Oct 2021, 23:40)
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    That’s what she said.

27. 

    spaceman (08 Oct 2021, 23:41)
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    ur head is so big, wait are u a space astronaut or mongoloid

28. 

    nioxoin (09 Oct 2021, 0:50)
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    rip pie. it was a brutal death

29. 

    kalitbartman (09 Oct 2021, 1:00)
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    @musashi sorry but when your sword is that size it’s called a dagger

30. 

    islamGood (09 Oct 2021, 2:36)
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    to be honest i don’t have a sword.

31. 

    My sword is bigger than yours (09 Oct 2021, 2:42)
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    Mine is bigger

32. 

    ced (09 Oct 2021, 4:51)
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    mine is bigger

33. 

    Trolling the trolls (09 Oct 2021, 5:57)
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    This is not even my usual sword size my sword is flaccid right now, ah yes I’m talking about sword your minds are so filthy.
    I think some girls will go crazy seeing my mighty sword calling it the ( S S S ) Super Swinging Sword.
    You don’t know how I love to penetrate your oily wide armour.
    Some crackers offered me to work in the swordorgraphy industry but they are crackers who cares.
    I can go on till tomorrow for the no pun intended but that’s enough, my sword is hard again.

34. 

    gorilattor (09 Oct 2021, 6:08)
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    Hey, woke devs.. how does she figh when shes got her period?

35. 

    zed777 (09 Oct 2021, 7:51)
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    when you have run out of options about the title of your game and you are watchin porn…

36. 

    Qoy (09 Oct 2021, 8:21)
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    Oh…Mmmy Goddd….!

37. 

    Sister Sword (09 Oct 2021, 8:40)
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    What are you doing step Sword!?

38. 

    Cx13 (09 Oct 2021, 9:09)
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    My sword is so big I call it thot smasher

39. 

    ManWhoSpeaksTheTruth (09 Oct 2021, 10:02)
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    It gets bigger when I pull on it…

40. 

    galgirl (09 Oct 2021, 10:31)
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    XXX I want see your sword! XXX

41. 

    Abisha (09 Oct 2021, 10:36)
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    Yes and you go all the way to the hilt….
    and then you will scream in painful agony and repeat and repeat.

42. 

    Donald Trump Duck (09 Oct 2021, 10:47)
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    I have a pocket knife, if you want I can lend you.

43. 

    LondonBridgeIsFallingDown (09 Oct 2021, 11:39)
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    Yes I got big ice cream sword ^_^

44. 

    Nice (09 Oct 2021, 12:10)
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    Damn right it is.

45. 

    natehiggers (09 Oct 2021, 12:28)
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    If you think my sword is big, you should see my penis!

46. 

    SynteticForest (09 Oct 2021, 12:39)
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    Well of course its big,its a CLAYMORE you know,two-handed,Zwei FTW

47. 

    SinfullyBad (09 Oct 2021, 12:54)
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    Well, I wouldn’t buy it…but I am going to download it…for research purposes. Now, let’s see how she handles that big, big sword…

48. 

    Voxel (09 Oct 2021, 15:27)
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    Yes my sword is massive but my cock is tiny =0<

49. 

    The Truth (09 Oct 2021, 15:34)
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    Who the fuck said big swords are better !

50. 

    Webmaster (09 Oct 2021, 15:35)
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    Invasion of stupid games.

51. 

    cyberpunk 2079 worst game ewer (09 Oct 2021, 17:30)
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    the developer of this game must be crazy, with this ridiculous name and who tha fuck the steam allow these trash games

52. 

    Maitreya (09 Oct 2021, 17:34)
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    AH AH AH !!! OMG they dared it….
    Title is very good but not as good as seems to be the game sadly, but thank you PLAZA for this funny moment 😉

53. 

    jim (09 Oct 2021, 18:06)
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    thank you for the pleasent compliment

54. 

    Sinopsis (09 Oct 2021, 19:34)
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    Not a pxrn game? that’s disappointing

55. 

    ChrisCoOl (09 Oct 2021, 21:46)
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    My Sword is…. Hooo Shit it’s broken !!!

56. 

    Deus do Metal (09 Oct 2021, 22:42)
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    You’re so old baby
    But you’re so fuckin hot
    The food that makes me crazy
    Is cooked on old pot

    You’ve got nothing to lose
    ‘Cuz you’ll die soon
    You’re no spring chicken baby
    Come into my room

    Feel my fire
    Suck my sword
    I want my metal milf
    Feel my fire
    Suck my Sword
    I want my metal milf

57. 

    ddfd (09 Oct 2021, 22:43)
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    bbbb

58. 

    Gus (10 Oct 2021, 14:59)
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    Thats what she said

59. 

    atilla (10 Oct 2021, 21:46)
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    only came for the comments

60. 

    Kruger (10 Oct 2021, 22:07)
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    YOur sword so big so the Dick!

61. 

    nioxoin (11 Oct 2021, 4:21)
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    Dont forget the scabbard, it can cause of a million swords, we are not going a war.

62. 

    K (11 Oct 2021, 12:51)
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    wtf is this title lol but indeed my sword is big *wink wink*

63. 

    nutella (11 Oct 2021, 20:54)
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    @hans100 lol, stop the nutella 😀

64. 

    TheRasmus (13 Oct 2021, 1:10)
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    So, thats not my sword. I have a penknife very very tasty

65. 

    Glista (13 Oct 2021, 18:23)
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    lol Actually, it’s not so big but cuts very deeply

66. 

    Michael Scott (19 Oct 2021, 13:34)
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    THAT WHAT SHE SAID!