The Witness-HI2U

Posted 26 Jan 2016 in PC GAMES, REQUEST ACCEPTED

The Witness-HI2U


You don’t remember who you are, and you don’t remember how you got here…



You don’t remember who you are, and you don’t remember how you got here, but there’s one thing you can do: explore the island in hope of discovering clues, regaining your memory, and somehow finding your way home.

Title: The Witness
Genre: Adventure, Indie
Developer: Thekla, Inc.
Publisher: Thekla, Inc.
Release Date: 26 Jan, 2016

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The Witness-HI2U
Size: 3.6 GB



























    • OS: Windows 7
    • Processor: 1.8GHz
    • Memory: 4 GB RAM
    • Graphics: Intel HD 4000 series
    • DirectX: Version 10
    • Storage: 4 GB available space


    • OS: Windows 7
    • Processor: 2.4GHz
    • Memory: 8 GB RAM
    • Graphics: GeForce 780
    • DirectX: Version 10
    • Storage: 4 GB available space

The Witness-HI2U
- Extract
- Burn or mount the .iso
- Run setup.exe and install
- Copy Crack
- Play
Posted by Skidrow


  1. aptaptapt (26 Jan 2016, 18:02)

    i sorry Mr Blow. I poor person, I will buy when on sale.

  2. Wylz1292 (26 Jan 2016, 18:04)


  3. blink (26 Jan 2016, 18:20)

    Thank you!

  4. Scarecrow (26 Jan 2016, 18:34)

    Special Thanks.

  5. Hou (26 Jan 2016, 19:33)

    Thanks you !

  6. russian_kid (26 Jan 2016, 19:45)

    We have a crysis in the country, I will buy on sale too 😀
    I feel so sorry

  7. zeness (26 Jan 2016, 20:20)

    thanks a lot for this game

  8. BibleThump (26 Jan 2016, 20:36)

    me has no moni too. will buy game when babushka send some potatos to sell sorry

  9. Maniac (26 Jan 2016, 20:58)


  10. DaveBrown (26 Jan 2016, 21:50)

    Nice! I was really looking forward to this game!! Thanks!

  11. PiratesRbellends (26 Jan 2016, 22:30)

    Don’t worry guys, I’m sure Mr Blow won’t mind you stealing 8 years of his hard work because you claim to be poor! Yet you seem to have the hardware to run the game, which seems ironic. But the cold hard fact is, you would probably still steal the game even if it cost $1. If I was living in a economic crisis like a few of you claim, I certainly wouldn’t be thinking about games, I would making sure I have food. So stop making stupid excuses to why you won’t pay for your entertainment! I just bought this great title for my PS4, so you should thank me for subsidizing for you free loaders.

  12. Jazz_massive (27 Jan 2016, 1:25)

    Can you publish the small patch they released? It fixes the shadow bugs on AMD GPUs. Pretty please 🙂

  13. Jojojo (27 Jan 2016, 1:45)

    Thanks for the upload. I promise I will buy two copies when I am not broke.

  14. Chill (27 Jan 2016, 2:02)

    I can’t speak for everyone else, and it does seem kinda shitty that they’d only buy it on sale, I mean… Even if they don’t pirate it, it wouldn’t change the fact that they seem committed to only buying it on sale. I don’t like that but w/e it isn’t my life, maybe a lot of them have good reasons. Either way I’ll buy it at full price when I have the excess funds to afford it, but right now I don’t have that so I’ll be torrenting it until then.

    AND as a side note, I do encourage everyone else to do the same and buy at full price when you can afford it.

  15. BeeBort (27 Jan 2016, 2:02)

    Having some trouble. Game simply won’t launch. Is it working for others?

  16. Pushikuratz Johnson (27 Jan 2016, 2:23)

    PiratesRbellends, yet we find you here on this site. Certainly because of your habit to buy all games that you play; being such a model citizen that you are.

  17. XKillua (27 Jan 2016, 4:38)

    i had problems. but just “execute as admin” and the game launch ok

  18. DoesItWork (27 Jan 2016, 4:46)

    Does it work?

  19. wicked (27 Jan 2016, 8:35)

    “Stealing 8 years of his hard work” sounds like “piracy reduces filmmakers profits”. But how is it that movies and games earn more and more money each year? Magic? Truth is that piracy makes computers so popular. If earlier it was not a piracy, it would not be now so much modern computers, programs etc. and of course so high profits. I remember days when PC computers was only for professionals and believe me – it was really not so funny era. People starts buying PC for home when number of pirated software was high enough and PC starts to be popular as home computers that way. I believe that author earn the same money from people who buy his software, no matter how big piracy market is. Even better – his game will be more popular so more people want to buy it. And piracy is not the same as stealing, neither raping or murder. It’s something different, still illegal but not stealing. But of course I’ll wait for day when some modern thief copy my wallet from my pocket without receiving my money from it. 🙂

  20. Ari (27 Jan 2016, 10:02)

    Can someone post the new build or fix for the AMD users that fixes shadows ?

  21. mahdi238 (27 Jan 2016, 10:35)

    Thanks alot . I hope HI2U can crack just cause3 and Fifa 16

  22. Leo (27 Jan 2016, 11:08)

    Please post the bugfix patch for amd users

  23. KaiserP (27 Jan 2016, 11:44)

    Same as BeeBort.

    Game won’t launch!
    It just loads for a second and then nothing.
    I’ve installed all redist packages

  24. mE (27 Jan 2016, 14:11)

    Game doesn’t launch

  25. xpodo (27 Jan 2016, 14:14)

    BeeBort I have same problem :/ try to launch but it doesn’t do anything

  26. Joe (27 Jan 2016, 14:54)

    We need the patch they pushed out for AMD cards or else the game is unbeatable unless you cheat.

  27. peppe (27 Jan 2016, 15:09)

    this version needs the hotfix for amd gpus.
    now it’s unplayable, some puzzles are unsolvable without proper shadows…

    c’mon hi2u guys

  28. the Stoke515 (27 Jan 2016, 15:21)

    Game installs and runs fine but I am getting some weird stutter just walking through the world. GTX 970

  29. Jacky (27 Jan 2016, 16:07)

    Where do I have to copy the crack files ?

  30. MrChaise (27 Jan 2016, 17:13)

    Hello, can you upload the update how fix the no sound bug ?


  31. Skorpion (27 Jan 2016, 17:13)

    Not work for me

  32. Tello (27 Jan 2016, 17:42)

    Game with random crashes AMD R9 380 series GPU

    Waiting for partch

  33. Nico (27 Jan 2016, 17:49)

    Moral fags on a pirating site?

    Trying to talk shit about something they know nothing about?

    These guys are funny. Go back to your rich daddy kiddo.

  34. aptaptapt (27 Jan 2016, 18:22)


    Weak troll and why you on this site??

  35. Endless (27 Jan 2016, 19:06)

    Thanks alot! You’re the best!

  36. Sergei (27 Jan 2016, 22:59)

    I despise the western fools who judge people while themselves cannot live a day without internet

    Us Easterners stick together, It is mostly not illegal to pirate in this part of the world

    what we are doing is theoretically legal

    We cannot afford the game with our current economic condition

    just pirate the game, when you are older, you can atone for your sins later

  37. Pynema (28 Jan 2016, 8:02)

    Hi everybody !
    Game works, but a mistake happens !
    A pb with directx 11.1 which don’t allow the shadow to “help” me. I try to download to directx 10 (the clue has been released on an other site) but i don’t how to do this on windows 10…
    Could someone help me ?

  38. Shayan (28 Jan 2016, 11:44)

    Well we have to pay half of our salary in this country to buy a game + I have a low end PC too, but I still buy some PS4 games…

  39. andy (28 Jan 2016, 13:40)

    is possible fix problem no sound?

  40. francisco (28 Jan 2016, 18:27)

    alguien me puede explicar como instalar el juego por favor soy nuevo en esto

  41. Exum (28 Jan 2016, 22:18)

    The sound doesnt work can some one help please ?

  42. LALALLALALALALAKAlkalaa (29 Jan 2016, 1:41)

    This crapis not working – thx

  43. gumbo (29 Jan 2016, 2:57)

    I ain’t bout to pay $40 for a buncha fuckin puzzles ya dopes.

  44. Loryah (29 Jan 2016, 16:23)

    I don’t talk about this game (because I don’t know how much it cost) but I will NEVER buy a game at 60€ without testing it on my computer. If I love it, i’ll buy (like life is strange ans the witcher 3) but for me it’s crazy to buy without testing, especially as I find sometime prohibitives price of some games

  45. Paplo (29 Jan 2016, 19:04)

    Fuck that Blow guy
    I love free games

  46. Samos (29 Jan 2016, 22:29)

    Thanks !
    Great game that deserved to be buy so buy it if you like it guys.

  47. jesse (29 Jan 2016, 23:30)

    Jeez that was fast, thank you so much!

  48. surao (30 Jan 2016, 20:51)

    Hola buenas, no me ubico mucho en esto de los juegos piratas, alguien puede aconsejarme donde encontrar una witness bender?

  49. Glerrys (30 Jan 2016, 23:00)


  50. temp (30 Jan 2016, 23:59)

    Thanks! BUT. Jonathan blow is releasing patches now. AMD users get no sound, etc..
    Its crackling audio even for intel chips…

    The game is not all done. some can play this good, some can not.
    PLEASE release those patches or updates, as the are rolling out…

    Here are some info:

    Thanks!! Keep it up!

  51. Sakouhi (31 Jan 2016, 12:47)

    PLZ, the shadow fix for AMD users :'(

  52. Jotan (31 Jan 2016, 13:35)

    Please post the crack that fix shadows in AMD gpu!

  53. Bawkbagawk (03 Feb 2016, 19:39)

    for the people moping about how this is leeching into the company’s profits: you might want to check today’s tech news, they are crowing over the fact that the game has made $5 million bucks so far… at $40 a copy.

  54. Undder (04 Feb 2016, 0:12)

    Who have problems with the launch just open it with Admin profile. – sorry about my english. Love ya! 😀

  55. i am sorry blow (20 Mar 2016, 5:24)

    bill buy 20 copies when im not broke because now i am college student with no part time job but next week i wil work in a bakery and get that cash until then i have to pirate this game but this game is toppers so no regrets

  56. wilian (05 Apr 2016, 22:25)


  57. qadoom (11 Aug 2016, 1:40)

    game not launch, opens terminal for a split second then nothing happens, running as admin doesnt do shit. HOW TO FIX PLSSS

  58. sux (22 Aug 2016, 20:58)

    Make something that actually fucking yields results. This website is fucking pointless…

  59. Anonymus (26 Nov 2016, 20:03)

    Yeah, tell me buy the game! Sure. The crisis is for everyone but not for them? I prefer to spend 60$ on food and other life and living stuff, rather on stupid game, that wont feed you, of the greedy and more and more greedy developers. Do they have crisis? Stop bitching and go and spend your money on a game! But dont tell others what they should do! If you want spend your life dont eat dont do anything give to people who have millions and give them more, to keep you stupid and ignorant you coc*sucker, but then go to people who cant afford it and who might not have whole family together or not enough money for waste as you do. “they have pc strong enough bla bla, fu*k you you dont even jknow how they got it, and isnt it that the game developers work together with ones who sell hardware..they are perfect, and poor his fuc*ing 8 years of life, CREATING ADDICTION to steal more money of people who cant afford blind ignorant fu*k! MIND YOUR fu*king BUSSINESS, piracy is one more step to revolution in this world, if its still possible..

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