23 Comments

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   ET (28 Apr 2023, 9:57)
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   WTF is this shit

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     Renemy (28 Apr 2023, 17:34)
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     You’re seriously asking what the Stanley Parable is?? Fuuuuuuck. Do you play ANY games on PC??

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     PeterParka (28 Apr 2023, 22:45)
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     Maybe something you are too stupid for.

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     Dude (30 Apr 2023, 0:37)
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     Stop asking stupid questions you inbred piece of trash

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     The Narrator (30 Apr 2023, 22:11)
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     Stanley sighed. So many faggots, he thought, and here he was looking at yet another one of them. Why is it always faggots? And why are they here? Stanley contemplated the answer to this question as he browsed through his favorite repository for pirated video games. And what is with this faggot in particular? This one seemed to lust especially hard for cocks, and seemed to find the need to express this desire at every opportunity. It’s almost like he was proud of his faggotry.

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       BigNutsackJoe (01 May 2023, 8:44)
       

       You sir, are not a genius, you my friend are a fucking legend.

2. 

   Sam (28 Apr 2023, 10:53)
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   Thanks

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   Pablo (28 Apr 2023, 12:31)
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   thx alot guys, any changelog in this updated version ?

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     Vit (29 Apr 2023, 10:04)
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     There’s no patchnotes, sadly.
     But, if the attached client is the same as the latest depot in Steam (build 11106082, depot 1703341) – seems that it’s just a bugfix (especially considering the size change, and no added files) – as the latest noted patch was released at July 19, 2022.

     Here’s the list of changed files for the latest build on Steam, which was released 2 days ago (SteamDB info):

     Modified – The Stanley Parable Ultra Deluxe.exe
     Modified – The Stanley Parable Ultra Deluxe_Data/Managed/AFPSCounter.Examples.dll
     Modified – The Stanley Parable Ultra Deluxe_Data/Managed/AFPSCounter.Runtime.dll
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     Modified – The Stanley Parable Ultra Deluxe_Data/Managed/BakeryRuntimeAssembly.dll
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     Modified – The Stanley Parable Ultra Deluxe_Data/Managed/InControl.Examples.dll
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     Manifest ID changed – 7417067452534171418 › 1849058630893799068

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   big boy (28 Apr 2023, 13:39)
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   i dont understand why until now you didnt crack battlefield 2042? this game contain offline bots that mean we can play it offline without multiplayer

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     na (29 Apr 2023, 2:49)
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     Get it on a sale. It costs literally nothing.
     That game sucks though.
     Previous Battlefield games were more or less good or great, but this one is just awful.
     Epic Games winter sale 15 eur, directly from EA 20. That’s no money.
     Even keyshops sell it for 21 eur.
     Who wants to fight bots man smh

5. 

   Collapse2018 (28 Apr 2023, 13:56)
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   Again
   To those lewdsuckers !!!

6. 

   yeah (28 Apr 2023, 14:33)
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   crack jedi survivor NOW

7. 

   warra (28 Apr 2023, 14:46)
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   nice game. THX

8. 

   lewdsuckers (28 Apr 2023, 15:08)
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   oh,said too much.but good at waste time.

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   ET (28 Apr 2023, 15:21)
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   Why keep uploading all these shit games

10. 

    Elon Musk (28 Apr 2023, 15:26)
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    Fuck yes. this is the best game i ever played

11. 

    SamuraiRuffi (28 Apr 2023, 15:34)
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    Shitty game

12. 

    Hatred (28 Apr 2023, 15:46)
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    ET every game post here is bad for you, what happen? you need medical attention ASAP there is an alternate chance to
    go fuck yourself

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    dw (28 Apr 2023, 16:15)
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    its the Ultra Deluxe version!

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    Offset2b (28 Apr 2023, 18:56)
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    Star wars jedi Survivor ?

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    PeterParka (28 Apr 2023, 22:45)
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    Thanks!

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    ImThePwnage (29 Apr 2023, 0:43)
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    fuck you fortnite kids i own all you motherfuckers in game, generation Z noobs ..I..