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   na (20 Mar 2024, 2:48)
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   The guy doing the Youtube video is annoying af
   “in the previous build blah blah blah” who gives a shit
   and he’s trying to sound interesting, like he’s telling some super interesting story, but it’s just fart fart fart idgaf
   6 minutes of talking about a simple battle.
   A completely average loser trying to sound important.
   “what’s up guys blah blah blah” we we we we we ee we ee
   You know the kind of people that bore you with small talk and try to make it sound important.
   That’s this guy.
   Like when you see him you just try to hide and hope he doesn’t talk to you, because he’s so fucking irelavant and boring. ugh

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   Vanilla Gugelhupf (20 Mar 2024, 5:48)
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   Now that you mention it… it´s absolute fascinating how this guy is able to babble on and on an on in an eternal monologue for 42 minutes nonstop with barely breathing between the rapid fire talking.

   And the monologue revolves not about an absolute revolutionary game like for example Resident Evil was at the end of the nineties, Alien Isolation in 2014, The Witcher 3 in 2015 or Banishers in 2024 or other top-notch masterpieces, but some complete random lowest budget turn-based shit with Super Nintendo visuals.
   (Nothing against SNES, love that emulator for R-Type and other classics).

   That´s why not everyone has what it takes to become a YouTuber. The only thing I could say about a game like this in the whole 42 minutes would be:

   “Errr… the graphics … …. pffff
   ,,,
   WHAT it is TURN-BASED I absolutely don´t like this.
   …
   I am not playing this. Oh I must play it for my community, well that is unfortunate…. Hello community! Guys and gals and whatever here we have a game…
   ..
   …
   .
   Ehm… the sun is shining. Is the sun shining where your location is too? Look there are little guys with swords on the screen. Little guys standing on hexagonal fields…. ehm… Looks exciting for people who like that genre.
   …
   …
   Look! Hexagonal fields, very artsy, and there are swords. Hexagonal fields with swords, almost like a lost Picasso.
   …
   …
   …
   ..
   ..
   ..

   …I like Donuts, and Pretzels, you too?

   ….

   ……………..”

   Kudos to all YouTubers who where literally born to nonstop-talk, and can find happyness in absolute worthless trash-games with zero suspense no deep storyline no good horror and thrill atmosphere no awesome characters and literally nothing else worth mentioning, and can discuss said trash in hour-long eternal monologues!

   YouTubers are great because they play all these shitty games so I don´t have to. 😀