60 Comments

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   Red (27 Jul 2023, 17:13)
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   How is Telltale revived? Well i guess investing in original IP’s instead spending millions on Game of Thrones or Batman IP is a good initial step. I just hope they won’t waste it with woke writing

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     MZA (27 Jul 2023, 18:10)
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     Indeed.
     Go Woke get Broke.
     As simple as that.

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       Michael Jackson (29 Jul 2023, 0:05)
       

       Exactly. This aint niggalywood

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     Redpilledincelssuck (27 Jul 2023, 18:33)
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     go cry some more nazi

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       Nate Higgers (28 Jul 2023, 4:11)
       

       Go suck a jewish dick faggot

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       Dave (28 Jul 2023, 6:28)
       

       Crying sounds like something you would do, snowflake faggot

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     erere (27 Jul 2023, 18:42)
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     The Expanse is hardly original. It already has 5 season on Amazon Prime Video (and it’s extremely good for the first 3!).

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       Borscht (27 Jul 2023, 22:04)
       

       Found the pedo.

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       Borscht (30 Jul 2023, 12:45)
       

       I’m also a pedo

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     reality (29 Jul 2023, 0:17)
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     Wokeness is strong: Evil male. Non white generic empowered woman, black inteligent pilot old lady.. Black inteligent medic. All things that only exist in USA Disney Sci-Fi LGBT Mermaids. Story looks good. But i DONT IDENTIFY WITH WOKE UNNATURAL CHARACTERS. SEEMS LIKE A SHIP FROM UGANDA, AFRICA. NOT ALL WE ARE NIGGAS!!!!!!!

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     I'm Woke Bitch (29 Jul 2023, 10:19)
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     Oh shut the fuck up you dumb whiny bitch. Go cry about Barbie and stop watching Marvel or DC or Anime or literally any story that you like because odds they’re flush with “woke” concepts, you fucking worthless bot.

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   omg (27 Jul 2023, 17:30)
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   thx u

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   itch (27 Jul 2023, 17:42)
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   It’s good that telltale is back, but i would rather wait and play it when the whole season 1 completes in september.

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   Horex (27 Jul 2023, 17:55)
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   is here also Bonus Episode: ARCHANGEL ??

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   John (27 Jul 2023, 18:05)
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   Another feminist woman protagonist, freaking cringe !!!

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     Anon (27 Jul 2023, 18:18)
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     You morron, check the tv show before make a comment like that, she’s one of the best and epic character in the center of all the main story, yeah you prefer treat it like basic woke/diversity stuf without understanding… ^^.

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       Ekelpaket (28 Jul 2023, 20:20)
       

       No use arguing with the “woke” retards dude. Every main character who is a woman is automatically feminist to them. Laughable as they have never seen a woman from their mom’s basement where they live their glorious keyboard warrior lives. Just ignore these idiots.

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     Redpilledincelssuck (27 Jul 2023, 18:32)
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     its based on the show u fucking incel creep

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     slixor21 (27 Jul 2023, 20:39)
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     I guess we found the incel.

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   SoldierBoy (27 Jul 2023, 18:08)
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   Let’s fkin goooo! Telltale’s comeback will be a breath of fresh air with all the disappointing triple A releases nowadays. They used to have masterful storytelling with TWD and Batman, interested to see what they do with an original IP.

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   fuck retards (27 Jul 2023, 18:47)
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   imagine being triggered because of a female protagonist..

   bunch of retards… afraid by women… must be hard to be a virgin in his fifties lol

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     i am here to shit on you (27 Jul 2023, 21:50)
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     @fuck retards you are one to know being 50 and still living in your moms basment
     gonna break her back with how much she cleans you shit stained 50 year old underwear
     ,i am sorry u dont even remember what a shower handle looks like dont mind what i said

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       Ekelpaket (28 Jul 2023, 20:24)
       

       Uuh you showed him LMAO. You so badass xDD go tell your mummy how mean you were to someone on the internet! HAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

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     Brad (28 Jul 2023, 20:22)
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     Lol exactly my thoughts, nice to see there’s actually some normal people here.

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   JohnGotti (27 Jul 2023, 18:55)
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   Guess it looks like I’m going to have to wait until I’m 60, to see the final three books converted into the TV show… They left the TV show half done. Still pissed about that. It was the best sci-fi drama in recent history.

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     erere (27 Jul 2023, 19:51)
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     I don’t know how old you are now but you don’t necessarily have to wait TOO long nor give up hope. In the last season Clarissa is diagnosed with only having a remaining life expectancy of 5 years. In the books, she survived for 28 years before that became a problem in what would be a season 7. So they deliberately changed the timeframe between the plots of these seasons. It does make sense to let the actors age a bit for a timeskip.

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   Lone (27 Jul 2023, 18:58)
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   LOL

   People complaining about Woke haven’t seen the trailer for this game…
   Keep in mind that Deck Nine was also involved in the development, these are the devs who made that rubbish “Life is Strange: Before The Storm”.

10. 

    Tank (27 Jul 2023, 18:58)
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    Finally getting some good games to play….

11. 

    XaiM (27 Jul 2023, 18:59)
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    Thank you so much

12. 

    dj4y (27 Jul 2023, 19:09)
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    how can the ‘woke’ go ‘broke’ when its paid for with your taxes, or u ignore its coming out of the police , the school & even ppl such as yourself see it in the media, but thats all you see it so you have little to say of it of interest, even without the brain-dead slogans

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      jouman (29 Jul 2023, 16:55)
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      Just stop working and live on welfare.

13. 

    ayy (27 Jul 2023, 19:11)
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    Never feel bad about pirating epic exclusives lmao

14. 

    Vreek (27 Jul 2023, 20:04)
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    COHH played trough this here first episode in 1.5 hours…

15. 

    p_didi (27 Jul 2023, 20:17)
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    how do I change audio laguage?

16. 

    Khost (27 Jul 2023, 21:52)
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    Merci !! ♥

17. 

    Malcom X (27 Jul 2023, 22:10)
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    I like drinking piss and feel it slow down in my throat by the Nazis, burning niggas on the Champs Elysees and shitting in the mouths of your slutty mothers. Thank you very much, give me a dollar please and I promise on the bible that I will plug it in my ass

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      Ekelpaket (28 Jul 2023, 20:27)
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      Cool story bro. Have fun drinking piss, suits you well.

18. 

    Ussaaa (27 Jul 2023, 22:36)
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    game where you can kill evil wh*te men, its good

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    swede75 (27 Jul 2023, 22:44)
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    iM REALLY Suprised that this place is so fast to have the newest games like this 1(just so thankfull for they who fixes all games for all of us to try out before buying)

    This is a new tell tale game and as i understand a tv series that is good(said to be as i understand).
    I understood that its not needed to have watched the tv series before playing this either=thats good for me atleast!!

    Thanks for another 1..

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    j (27 Jul 2023, 22:55)
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    is this all the episodes?

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      Despair (28 Jul 2023, 14:34)
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      the dev is releasing 1 ep every 2 weeks

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    John (27 Jul 2023, 23:06)
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    Not everyone is a Cock, want to be a doormat, a woman, or gay in the future, like yourselfs, you feminized bunch of betas!!!

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      Mrcancer (28 Jul 2023, 7:38)
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      Shuut up faggy, go and eat a creamy dick or something

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      Fred (28 Jul 2023, 20:30)
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      You woman-hating virgins are really the scum of mankind. Never seen a woman from less than 10 feet away, you hate what you can’t get. You retarded piece of human garbage. Go suck a dick(only sex losers like you can get) or even better eat a bullet to the face. The world would be a better place without you.

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    BallsUp (27 Jul 2023, 23:50)
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    Can it run on SUNOS? or Sparc? Need both if possible thanks. I don’t use Windows.

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    swede75 (28 Jul 2023, 0:27)
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    This was much better then i had expected(cAn really wait for next episode nr 2 with joy n now have something good to wait for 5+ for a telltale game even better then Before the storm n walking dead n the others)

    Thanks again for a great game+e1 was worth the download(cant wait for e2 to come soon enough)

24. 

    Leila (28 Jul 2023, 1:20)
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    the expanse of my big PENIS

25. 

    Vitor (28 Jul 2023, 1:23)
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    just finished episode 1, when can i play the rest? would i be able to keep my save? awesome story so far!

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      Nikola (30 Jul 2023, 23:59)
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      episodes are released every two weeks, the next one (Episode 2) is on August 10. And, yes, you’ll be able to continue the story with your current save file. Just be sure to make a copy of it, just in case, since this is a cracked version.

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    Kruger (28 Jul 2023, 4:07)
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    Nice idea give it DRM FRee^^

27. 

    sqlgirls (28 Jul 2023, 13:29)
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    noop only ONE

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    Wipenazisofftheplanet (28 Jul 2023, 15:46)
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    oy nazi clowns wtf does this “woke” bs originate from?, AWAKE ie the world has woke up from you assbandits thinking you can treat who you want like dirt, well no more so suck balls kkk kunts

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      Fred (28 Jul 2023, 20:41)
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      It’s been created by people who hate everybody who is different than them. More and more people only know hatred, not love. Very sad world we live in.

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      robert (02 Aug 2023, 15:57)
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      I don’t know but it’s strange that they think it’s an insult.

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    Tommy (28 Jul 2023, 18:58)
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    Unplayable. Keep getting Error Returned 2… I’m assuming you replace the Binaries folder with the cracked one, and copy over the dll, correct? Since there’s no instruction on how to effectively use the crack.

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    Shaun (29 Jul 2023, 19:36)
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    The voice acting and dialogue seemed pretty dog shit.

31. 

    Chad (30 Jul 2023, 0:36)
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    I wish all women died.

32. 

    NoName (30 Jul 2023, 22:34)
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    @Shaun eat your dog shit and leave the rest fucking alone motherfucker the voice acting is great you fucking cunt

33. 

    robert (02 Aug 2023, 15:54)
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    lol, a lot of incels are really mad about this game.

34. 

    Sam (10 Aug 2023, 22:36)
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    EPISODE 2?