65 Comments

1. 

   poxington (27 Nov 2019, 10:57)
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   Thanks a lot, guys!! Really been waiting for this .. So exciting to be a rock!

2. 

   Rockfetish (27 Nov 2019, 10:58)
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   Best game ever!! Let’s roll 🙂

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   David Lopez (27 Nov 2019, 11:02)
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   seriously?

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   asdasfsad (27 Nov 2019, 11:06)
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   WHY ALL GAME’s GAMEPLAYS ARE DEAD ALLIANCE’S GAMEPLAY ?

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   FOOTBALLforeverHANDEGGforneveryouyankybigots (27 Nov 2019, 11:09)
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   lol who was it who says “what’s next?” …. who can beat this for greatest mundame lifeless sim of all time……..you have to see it to believe it…..

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   27th of November ? (27 Nov 2019, 11:15)
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   vraiment ?

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   chris (27 Nov 2019, 11:16)
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   This is a joke, right ?
   And 2.9 GB ? For a non-moving object ? Must have some great backgrounds then 😉

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   Nina (27 Nov 2019, 11:23)
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   lol what the hell

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   Neighborino (27 Nov 2019, 11:29)
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   Thanks, but is the Dwayne Johnson DLC included?

10. 

    Horus (27 Nov 2019, 11:42)
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    Yess,, finally, a game with no responsibilities…

11. 

    The_Balkanizer (27 Nov 2019, 12:02)
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    Lol, whats this ? xD

12. 

    Joe (27 Nov 2019, 12:02)
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    I’m not even going to lie. This is brilliant. Someone with the nerdy brain who has lots of time in his hand created a game. About a rock.

    I honestly will definitely buy this game. Even though it’s free.

13. 

    Alfa (27 Nov 2019, 12:15)
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    WHAT !!!
    WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!

14. 

    Pebble (27 Nov 2019, 12:22)
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    Mom?

15. 

    Lucas (27 Nov 2019, 12:31)
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    Wut

16. 

    valued cardholder (27 Nov 2019, 12:36)
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    THIS ROCKS!?

17. 

    tpen (27 Nov 2019, 12:46)
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    next, hoe simulator please, cant wait to play a hoe to be used to plow a land

18. 

    DX4RTT (27 Nov 2019, 12:47)
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    WTF?!

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    nick (27 Nov 2019, 12:52)
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    lol

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    BillNyeTheScienceGuy (27 Nov 2019, 12:55)
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    Igneous rock (derived from the Latin word ignis meaning fire), or magmatic rock, is one of the three main rock types, the others being sedimentary and metamorphic. Igneous rock is formed through the cooling and solidification of magma or lava.

21. 

    This blows (27 Nov 2019, 12:56)
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    Come on, how stupid is this. When are you going to hurry up and finally crack “Tax Audit Simulator 2019”?

22. 

    Catcher40 (27 Nov 2019, 13:04)
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    Really a rock simulator, i think the gaming industry has finally ran out of ideas.

23. 

    Omega (27 Nov 2019, 13:06)
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    This rock must have epic graphics. GTX 750 TI wow

24. 

    Maitreya (27 Nov 2019, 13:08)
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    AH AH AH AH AH !!!! This game seems to be a joke lol,just for the “zero responsabilities” aspect i absolutely want to play it.Thx.

25. 

    lolo catapult (27 Nov 2019, 13:12)
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    Thank Youuuuu ! Hours & Hours with this original and funny game !

26. 

    JDoe (27 Nov 2019, 13:16)
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    Dont look like RDR2, aint it, guys? Dont look like MW and last GTA 5 update either. Am I mistaken?

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    joan (27 Nov 2019, 13:22)
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    ja ja ja ja ja ja thats very good

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    the rock (27 Nov 2019, 13:22)
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    finally i can play as The Rock

29. 

    poopybutthole (27 Nov 2019, 13:43)
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    I cant load this… might be too heavy?

30. 

    Assmaster[Waffen SS] (27 Nov 2019, 13:55)
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    I have always wanted to be a lumberjack, but to be a rock is also uber gut.
    Mein got! Das ist vielen ogazmnazam spelen….. ja ja ja aah

31. 

    AngryBird (27 Nov 2019, 14:13)
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    so whats next . Dick simulator ? .. oh wait ….

32. 

    LOL (27 Nov 2019, 17:16)
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    omg, how can they dare this? xD

33. 

    Bunns (27 Nov 2019, 17:50)
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    Should add this to the exclusive games, it’s rock solid.

34. 

    yoann got (27 Nov 2019, 19:24)
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    WTF TROLL

35. 

    Aruzen (27 Nov 2019, 20:31)
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    Finally a Dwayne Johnson simulator!

    WAIT A MINUTE!

36. 

    SeptimusRaven (27 Nov 2019, 20:39)
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    @AngryBird Water simulator, probably.

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    HAHAHA (27 Nov 2019, 20:47)
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    game sound&looks as interesting as rock..none

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    k_88_d™ (27 Nov 2019, 20:51)
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    Oh come on!
    We have Rock simulator and “Taking a Dump” simulator isn’t out yet!!?

    But I gotta say, game play is 10/10
    Reviews says it’s harder than Dark Souls.

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    Ih8gfxwhores! (27 Nov 2019, 22:08)
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    @Jdoe…you are a fukking moaning little cunt……STFU

40. 

    Family Guy (27 Nov 2019, 22:15)
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    LMFAO

41. 

    chris (27 Nov 2019, 22:22)
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    Graphics are poor. Grass is not moving, Stars in the sky are same pattern repeated. I expected more of this. But can’t wait for the coop mode.

42. 

    mixer (27 Nov 2019, 22:56)
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    Game of the year right here

43. 

    Sandro (28 Nov 2019, 1:05)
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    ahaha dont you saw the secret? its The Rock

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    JDoe (28 Nov 2019, 1:18)
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    @th88gfxwhores!, anyone asked you, schoolboy bitch? Also your mother is a slut, just saying.

45. 

    vagabond (28 Nov 2019, 1:19)
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    Great character development, ok plot device, amazing storyline, not too many background characters, but it got enough to make some multiple ending, 5.3 out of 10 would play it again

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    richardt (28 Nov 2019, 2:07)
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    Dwayne Johnson is my idol… i love the rock

47. 

    Fart Simulator (28 Nov 2019, 2:28)
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    nice

48. 

    maxulic (28 Nov 2019, 6:27)
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    Best gameplay video ever.

49. 

    rik (28 Nov 2019, 7:51)
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    does anybody have DLC yet for hobo simulator ?

50. 

    grohotor (28 Nov 2019, 10:01)
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    can the aliens come and wipe us out already

51. 

    BobbyBob (28 Nov 2019, 12:42)
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    The best game of 2019 without any doubt

52. 

    Urmaguhrd (28 Nov 2019, 17:52)
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    learning curve a bit steep, but you get the hang quite quickly

    10/10 would buy again.
    well worth it.

53. 

    Garfield2305 (28 Nov 2019, 18:55)
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    My dream…

54. 

    machete (28 Nov 2019, 19:14)
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    This is so chill it’s therapeutic. I’m not even kidding. Focusing on not thinking of anything and existing, breathing; it’s the basics of Zen, really.

55. 

    FlapSnot (28 Nov 2019, 22:56)
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    “Go fuck yourself simulator”

56. 

    milo95 (28 Nov 2019, 23:39)
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    A RockStar production…

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    spreaditandwinkit (29 Nov 2019, 10:00)
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    I say it all the time.” I wish I was a rock ” . Fuck life and be a rock ! Fuck society ! I am just a rock I’m not concerned .
    Game of the millennia! That’s some buhddist shit right here.

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    stone (29 Nov 2019, 17:23)
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    multiplay?

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    Assmaster[Waffen SS] (29 Nov 2019, 17:37)
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    I feel violated, I trusted it..snif
    https://youtu.be/Wum6fZ31cnM
    Where is my gold skin?!?!

60. 

    Hexter (29 Nov 2019, 18:33)
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    Waiting simulator

61. 

    Pilari (29 Nov 2019, 22:46)
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    Finally a game to proof my skills are rock solid , aiming for WC 2020. None of you who dare to challenge me will even make the slightest dent in my strat. Rock on peeps!

62. 

    Arie Naal (30 Nov 2019, 19:03)
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    WoW, exciting, reminds me of the first times I anal-yzed a girl.
    Looked like fun but turned out to be a load of shit

63. 

    Raven (01 Dec 2019, 0:22)
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    If you want to do stuff in this game, you will need to join Rock First club for only $39.99 a month.

64. 

    Stratus (01 Dec 2019, 3:26)
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    Not sure what I was expecting lol

65. 

    Rodolfo (01 Dec 2019, 23:58)
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    PUTA QUE PARIUUU!! AHIUHAIUHAUIhAIHIuHa