15 Comments

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   Sam (21 Jul 2022, 15:58)
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   Thanks

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     GOG (21 Jul 2022, 19:32)
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     Thanks no, donate motherfucker.

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   Babek (21 Jul 2022, 17:46)
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   60 FPS lock hacking any options?

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   Kyojin (21 Jul 2022, 21:11)
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   Faggi And Bitchyu: The Queer Home.

   Pure antsy fagshit. Sick and tired of miniature “buggy” games that require you to run through massive grapes and waterhoses an’ shit. Shit’s unoriginal and god-awfully boring as fuck. Kindergym development at it’s finest. Goofy little colors here and there, and goofy-doofy characters everywhere. Hurry up, Crimson Desert and put all of these plebish games to shame.

   Sick and tired of games created by pasty simps who are in touch with nature. Goddamn, twink devs.

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     Hearts-of-Space (22 Jul 2022, 1:42)
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     Ohhhh man….I’d love to know what you do for a living. All of that arrogance and hubris must come from somewhere. My guess? You’re overcompensating for your inadequacies. Why you choose to troll the comment sections of a scene uploader site is beyond me, though I suspect it’s tied to those aforementioned inadequacies.

     Based on your pervasive, toxic presence on this site, I suspect you lead a fruitless, sad existence, and I actually feel bad for you, because anyone else would have already grown tired of the trolling schtick and moved on, but you just can’t.

     The best advice I can give you is this: GO OUTSIDE!

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       Parasite-B (22 Jul 2022, 2:27)
       

       Sadly I do believe that if you’re going to get through to Kyojin you’re going to have to use smaller words.

       All fun and games aside, nice comment.

       I often find myself questioning what the likes of Kyojin and the other usual suspects get up to when they’re not making poor attempts of trolling on here.

       There is a part of me that wonders if they’ve started being like it outside because the lack of consequences for how they are online is taking over and making them foolishly think that the same type of behaviour is acceptable towards strangers in the real world, and they’ve been rightly so put back in their place.

       And then there’s another part of me that wonders if their lives are so bad that this is the only place they can vent. If that’s the case, then they truly do have my sympathy because no one should have to go through life feeling like that.

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     Kyojinshitty (23 Jul 2022, 15:13)
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     Really, what a piece of shit you are

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   Max Thunder (22 Jul 2022, 3:03)
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   Hearts-of-Space…..is indeed correct.

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   Kyojin (22 Jul 2022, 7:44)
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   Look what we have here folks. Two seething boogerbears finally decide to emerge from the shadows and play “town defense” – clasping their crystal balls of clairvoyance.

   Danger In Clown Town!! WEE-OOO!! WEE-OOO!! WEEEE-OOOO!! You sniveling, red-nosed babies bathe in assumptions. Targeting a “troll with inadequacies” obviously plays more of an important role than actually supporting the site. So, in quick conclusion “Let’s figure out the aforementioned inadequacies” that were never mentioned. You clowns make this way too easy.

   All fun and games aside, You Took The Bait. Hook Line And Sinker.

   (Tosses Max a doggie treat.)

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     Warwitch (22 Jul 2022, 21:29)
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     Yeah, they sure did take the bait. You can tell by constantly angry writing, insults, and desire to make it look like they were trolling you all along, you know, so as not to look like absolute fucking idiots in the first place. I almost forgot about how they wrote “WEE-OOO!! WEE-OOO!! WEEEE-OOOO!!” as a way to make their trap even more realistic.

     Yeah, you sure suckered them, kid.

     Now sick on my dick while I spit in your eyes and make you call me “papi”, you fucking simp millennial. I’m going to make you use my dick like lipstick, and my cum like eyewash. Bitch.

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   Winnougan (22 Jul 2022, 13:20)
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   Despite some negative comments, the overall metacritic score for this game is high. Comments on Steam are positive. Most people agree that it’s a fun 2d platformer.

   Why complain about a game if you’re not going to play it? We’re all pirating games. If you don’t like it, bin it.

   My advice for people frustrated with games is go to YouTube and scout out gameplay videos or early impressions. If you think the game has “two queer bugs” then don’t even download it. And don’t waste time writing a paragraph about a game yo so vehemently detest.

   Cheers. Great game by the way from an Indie Dev.

   BTW: I’m a professional animator who’s worked on the Netflix series Cuphead. I guess, although that game is lauded for its gameplay it must also be “two gay cups.” Or “two gay cups, three girls.”

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   Kyojin (22 Jul 2022, 13:27)
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   Look what we have here folks. Two seething boogerbears finally decide to emerge from the shadows and play “town defense” – clasping their crystal balls of clairvoyance.

   Danger In Clown Town!! WEE-OOO!! WEE-OOO!! WEEEE-OOOO!! You sniveling, red-nosed babies bathe in assumptions. Targeting a “troll with inadequacies” obviously plays more of an important role than actually supporting the site. So, in quick conclusion “Let’s figure out the aforementioned inadequacies” that were never mentioned. You clowns make this way too easy.

   All fun and games aside, You Took The Bait. Hook Line And Sinker.

   (Tosses Max a doggie treat.)

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   74terminator (22 Jul 2022, 15:22)
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   if a my pc recive this trash in, it will stop working forever, like system error, coz a game is a complete fail and its better to not touch this garbage

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   ikkem (22 Jul 2022, 16:12)
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   Love simple, beautiful looking and relax 2D platformer games, many thanks GOG.
   Kyojin, did your mom baked your pancakes? Were pancakes as tasteless again?

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     Kyojin (22 Jul 2022, 22:06)
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     I wish it was that simple.

     My mum has stopped letting me cum inside of her because my dad kept finding a substance the texture of cottage cheese but the smell of blue stilton in her panties.

     My dad knows it’s my sperm because he caught me jerking off into my sisters nappies a few years ago. He threatened to delete Fortnite if I didn’t stop, so I stopped there and then. Never have since. Nothing, no matter how good or right it feels is worth losing that masterpiece for.

     Things are a bit tense at home right now, but thank you for asking. I do actually appreciate that.