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   Kyojin (04 Dec 2020, 19:06)
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   Keanu Reeves: Sex.

   For all you queenish men out there who can’t wait until the 10th, now’s your chance to rape your own virtual Keanu. Remember, it’s Covid season. Use what your twinkified boyfriend taught you. Don’t give your own hand Covid, because some day you’ll either marry your queen stud with pink hair, or your own very, hairy hand.

   Good luck, bitchcake.

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   Salad Fingers (04 Dec 2020, 19:48)
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   Looks like crap

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   Rico (04 Dec 2020, 19:53)
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   is this cyberpunk?

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   Marcos Jeeves (04 Dec 2020, 20:02)
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   Um Tapa na Gostosa, Yes Baby, Thank You!

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   boris (04 Dec 2020, 20:24)
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   1rst

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   altair (04 Dec 2020, 20:26)
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   damn cyberpunk 2077 got really downgraded

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   nioxoin (04 Dec 2020, 20:54)
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   it is a good game made, not a crap. try and see, i like to play

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   Tillax (04 Dec 2020, 21:01)
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   can’t change control 🙁 but still a good game

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   Tyler Durden (04 Dec 2020, 21:21)
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   @Kyojin you still havent offed yourself yet you waste of flesh and blood? Maybe for Xmas? If I pray enough? Dont let us down kid, just swing a noose, over the shower curtain rod……..and SWING!

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    Kinky (04 Dec 2020, 22:50)
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    John Wank: Hax. This game is the best.

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    Sooo? (04 Dec 2020, 23:01)
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    So Kyojin is triggered by every game out there?

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    Jesus!! (04 Dec 2020, 23:22)
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    Dude at the top, Kyojin, why dont u keep ur fantasies where they belong, on your gay porn sites, I feel as tho i can speak for 99.9% of the people here, WE DON’T FUCKING CARE!! So fuck off, and die, please…

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    Dayzed (05 Dec 2020, 1:20)
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    Kyojin only plays games like nekopara cause of loli porn, he doesn’t waste time on games that require you to use your brain, even if it’s just a little.

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    helio (05 Dec 2020, 2:21)
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    this new kyojin sucks ass wheres the old one gone cause this replacement can only say the same shit

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    huiofnbuiojkasd (05 Dec 2020, 3:52)
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    @Kyojin, please sacrifice yourself so we can have less crappy games…. get a sacrificial knife which you can buy with your mom’s credit card (or whine or bitch until she buys you one). next go down to your mom’s basement and clear the floor so you can draw a pentagram big enough to stand in. Lastly, stab the knife into your heart, let your blood spill and while still conscious, summon the crappy lord and command him to not publish any more crappy games….. please do that and forever I will be in your debt and follow your teachings

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    ed (05 Dec 2020, 5:27)
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    Jesus, dude this guy is a negative person man he always went around to fish some reaction just ignore him let him die off in his own miserable life..

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    ed (05 Dec 2020, 5:27)
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    im talking about kyojin btw..

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    bjroui (05 Dec 2020, 9:31)
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    Kyojin n’existe pas…Cet un troll virtuel creer par la machine humaine…

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    Poopster (05 Dec 2020, 9:47)
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    KYOJIIIIIN!

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    poopme (05 Dec 2020, 11:08)
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    @kyoijin : throw yourself under a train

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    Kyonpussy (05 Dec 2020, 12:04)
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    What are you saying @kyojin? Isn’t Covid the best season for you? The days that you spent for went to school now you had some last months doing the only thing you good at, Fapping with your hand and bitching on Internet, ain’t it the best kiddo?

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    Kyojin (05 Dec 2020, 12:36)
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    Once again we arrive at Dayzed Dinkus Circus!! Dum! Duh-Duh Dumm! Dooo-Dumm!

    Today’s a magnificent day today. Dayzed is cooking up something special. “Sniff” “Sniff” it smells delicious! Don’t you want to know what it is? Let’s take a peek! As we sneak down the hallway, avoiding the clownish excrement on the floor, the smell gets even stronger! My fellow reporter gets his camera ready, as we both peek around the corner to what we believe is the kitchen.

    What we both discovered is a pale-skinned human, buck naked, stirring the contents in a massive cauldron. Someone shouts, “Tell my fellow casual gamers I wuv them, and I hope they enjoy Cyberbitch Whorish-77.” What the fuck? Did the cauldron just speak? The reporter is shocked as to what he sees inside! To my surprise, Dinkus Dayzed is cooking Keanu Reeves!

    As I watch in disgust, I noticed Dayzed tearing Keanu’s nose off and plopping it into her mouth. The reporter screams like a casual gamer bitch! We’ve been spotted! Dayzed turns around shocked, with Keanu’s fingers in her mouth. “You’re next MOTHERFUCKER!” snarls Dayzed. The reporter and myself both run off towards the exit, the reporter stumbling upon the feces on the ground.

    I finally make it out of this hellish circus. Next time I’ll send drones. *Vomits*

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    yahari2222 (06 Dec 2020, 11:00)
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    game been release since 1 year on epic and on the scene , stupid unusefull release

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    Cracker (08 Dec 2020, 2:49)
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    @Kyojin and @Yahari2222 are the DLC’s on this page: Nobody want it, nobody need it but you must pay for it even when u are on a pirate game web.
    Seriously pieces of shit, marry out and go to a fucking pig’s nest on holydays. Fuck off assholes and kill yourselves

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    Libor (12 Dec 2020, 21:33)
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    Totální blbost jak někdo muže dělat takovidle dementni hry