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   Kyojin (28 Feb 2020, 17:18)
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   Strider obliterates this heap of dogshit game. No matter how hard millennial developers try, it’s trash stacked upon trash.

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   TabooGod (28 Feb 2020, 17:42)
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   seems like a shitty clone of Dead Cells…. even character design seems a bit samey!!

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   GAMER (28 Feb 2020, 17:45)
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   YEAH MILLENIALS WANT ONLY FAME GLORY AND MONEY CANT MAKE ANYTHING GOOD

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   Moses (28 Feb 2020, 17:47)
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   Dead Cell Copy ? CTRL+C CTRL+V ???

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   Artie (28 Feb 2020, 18:24)
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   OH MY GOD Kyojin, and Krueger are returning to shitposting their rancid opinions here.

   Now K_EE_D can rest a little, your backup are back. Ahhahahaha.

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   withinmyself (28 Feb 2020, 18:26)
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   @kyojin

   “According to this definition, the oldest millennial is 39 years old and the youngest is, or is turning, 24 years old in 2020. The Federal Reserve Board defines millennials as “members of the generation born between 1981 and 1996″, as does the American Psychological Association and Ernst and Young.”

   The original Strider came out in 1989. Who were you shaming exactly?

   @Moses

   I do agree about the Dead Cells comment though. First thing I thought of.

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   withinmyself (28 Feb 2020, 18:34)
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   @gamer

   That comment is hilarious. I really hope that was what you were going for.

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   Don (28 Feb 2020, 18:41)
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   Ty

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   Kruger (28 Feb 2020, 18:50)
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   MILLENIALS are trash who dont know what is good anyway living in lie whole they shitty unecessary empty life!

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    Faceman (28 Feb 2020, 18:56)
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    @Withinmyself
    It wasn’t five year olds who made Strider in ’86 you dumb fuck.

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    withinmyself (28 Feb 2020, 19:16)
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    Oh god.. you guys are great!

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    withinmyself (28 Feb 2020, 19:21)
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    So what is your fucking answer then? Shoot up a place? Kill yourself? This is the fucking world we live in dick wad. Your comments are stale, overused and absolutely useless.

    @kruger

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    anadius (28 Feb 2020, 19:25)
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    Where’s my Steven, I love him the most. We probably going to have a baby at the end of this month with his seeds inside me.

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    Voxel (28 Feb 2020, 19:38)
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    How to develop a critically-acclaimed game in current year:

    Make sure your lead character is a lesbianic female who talks, acts and fights exactly like a man.
    Make said female lead a ‘Mary Sue’ type character. That is; Ensure she can do any difficult with no prior knowledge; Ensure she is basically invincible; Ensure she, at no point, is ever in any serious danger.
    If unsure, refer to the Disney Star Wars films for the seminal template on Mary Sue lead characters.
    Make sure all the male characters are either evil bad guys or subordinate and bumbling idiotic buffoons who bow to your female lead’s radiant awe.
    Make sure your game passes the Bechdel Test, for Christ’s sake.

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    Phill (28 Feb 2020, 19:54)
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    The generation of the trash indie games. OMFG, i’m so sick of these games made with so little inspiration…

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    cheesewithyourwhine (28 Feb 2020, 19:56)
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    For a piracy site full of free shit, ya’all are some whiny little bitches.

    I see some of you slamming Millennials when most of you are probably gen z sprogs. Go through puberty first kids.

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    futureisnow (28 Feb 2020, 23:00)
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    Having an opinion on a site that’s not even part of Scene
    Funny for a trans-humanized half-synthetic mutation of a human seed.
    I’ve seen kids with no water to drink, bread to eat or clothes to wear with enough ego
    to match your decadence and a half, while the wise remain humbly silent aware of their mortality.

    And yet, you transform unawares, soon to loose free will and thinking capacity
    shackles around your body, mind and soul, and yet, you roar and bitch and shout
    ‘i am the greatest, i am the best’, while the collar around your neck tightens, your ignorance allows.

    How funny it is to watch.. powerless and sad, truly, what you chose to be, truly, what you’ve become.

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    withinmyself (28 Feb 2020, 23:09)
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    @faceman

    So then you’re actually disapproving of being influenced by something in your youth in order to create current generation games?

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    lalalandli (28 Feb 2020, 23:20)
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    I dream of a day this site posts a game without @Kyojin immediately outing himself as the dumbest fucker on the planet.

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    withinmyself (28 Feb 2020, 23:20)
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    Yea, you guys can’t have it both ways. You complain about Millennials trashing the Indie scene and also claim that Strider “obliterates this heap of dog shit” which is where a lot of Millinials might get their inspiration.

    I’m calling you guys out as total trolls. You have nothing to stand on. No purpose for arguing and no solution to any problem you bring up. So.. Trolls.

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    withinmyelf (28 Feb 2020, 23:22)
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    This page should only be for reporting bugs in releases or promoting the games shown so people might actually buy them. Not for this petty bullshit.

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    colruyt55000 (29 Feb 2020, 0:22)
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    Game is really great , nice animation . nice action . Great plateformer in pixel art style .
    That is the kind of game wich can take you hours to finish . Indie game but i have lot more fun with this kind of games then those poor AAA games released recently wich are dissapointed and getting worst and worst more we advance ( good gfx but boring games , no content , short to finish and max prize ) . Prefer this kind of little game wich are often give you really great surprise wich is absolutely the opposite with AAA games recently ( most of them are more dissapointed then good ) .

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    X6873 (29 Feb 2020, 2:06)
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    No comment…

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    Alex (29 Feb 2020, 5:06)
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    Yes this game does look like clone of Dead Cel, but differnet environemnt. How can devs copy so much

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    Sanae#1Fan (29 Feb 2020, 5:16)
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    No comment here either

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    K_EƎ_D (29 Feb 2020, 7:25)
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    Aside from the shitty puke graphics, it’s not that bad actually, gameplay wise.

    @Artie
    Isn’t it funny the nicknames for the three of us start with K?

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    Murmures (29 Feb 2020, 16:42)
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    Thank you so much

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    Name (required) (29 Feb 2020, 18:12)
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    Zoomers are a generation of incels and males Betas who grew up playing Minecraft.

    They are total losers, the fault of their parents, who fed them soy.

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    TabooGod (01 Mar 2020, 11:08)
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    Well…. when did it become a fight of genz and millenials??

    Just trash the game for being a shitty Dead Cells clone with copied enemy designs[dunno what gameplay cues it took].

    BTW gotta agree though… Millenials are a bit mentally unstable.

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    Boomers4Ever (02 Mar 2020, 2:55)
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    this is the most pathetic comment thread in a while, you guys are really out doing yourselves

31. 

    Diggernick (08 Apr 2020, 8:49)
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    I laughed so hard reading this thread.
    Ppl crying over a free game and bitchin….