34 Comments

1. 

   Ruff (15 Nov 2019, 16:16)
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   Ohhhh dadddyyy!!!!

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   ali sensei (15 Nov 2019, 17:25)
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   andre the blacksmith simulator

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   DRX2099 (15 Nov 2019, 17:37)
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   ohhh daddy, lol wtf bro are you nutting over this game?

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   bob (15 Nov 2019, 19:39)
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   All these simulators! What’s next, Gay simulator?

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   Said (15 Nov 2019, 20:02)
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   Thanks

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   Nerm (15 Nov 2019, 20:04)
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   Merciii les amis!

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   Ruff's dad (15 Nov 2019, 20:43)
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   let me choke you Ruff

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   Godot (15 Nov 2019, 21:03)
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   Is that Godot ?

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   Shitland (15 Nov 2019, 21:08)
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   fart game

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    Zirkalaritz (15 Nov 2019, 21:13)
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    @bob those would be half the games developed by Robert Yang, you might want to check them out 😉

    As for this game, out of early access, but still a buggy mess. Hard pass on this one, chief.

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    dnyte (15 Nov 2019, 21:28)
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    OMFG! YES! Please upload Buttplug Simulator!

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    Warwitch (15 Nov 2019, 21:34)
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    100% real fact this game is bringing up to light: Blacksmiths did not just smash metal into shape all day. Instead, what they actually did to create weapons and armor was to play some crappy dice game, and solve brain-numbingly easy puzzles.

    Just in case some special person believes all that, I was mocking the dumb mechanics of this game.

    Next up, a game about guerrilla tactics where you roll dice and solve puzzles instead of using soldiers to shoot other soldiers.

    “Just because you’re original, it doesn’t mean you’re worth a damn.”

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    Ruff's dad's dad (15 Nov 2019, 22:23)
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    I’m gonna choke you both *orgasm sound*

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    halister (15 Nov 2019, 22:26)
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    bonjour,

    le jeu fonctionne mais il y a un bug 😉

    on peut tout faire sauf vendre quand des clients arrivent. ” Dommage ”
    Dans ttes les vidéos que j’ai regardé pour essayer de comprendre pourquoi je pouvais pas vendre quand des clients voulaient m’acheter mes armes qui étaient sur les établis de vente.
    Dans toutes les vidéos on peut vendre en cliquant sur Vendre “en Haut à droite”

    – Et bien dans cette version le bouton Vendre ne fonctionne pas.

    voila !

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    Tye (16 Nov 2019, 0:00)
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    @Warwitch Better yet, lets roll the dice to determine that we need to cut the rest of your dick off so it looks like your ass since you love talking shit. Every fucking game ever posted you and your faggot friends always talk shit. You can all go fuck yourselves! Nobody gives a shit, cept you of course since you like it in the ass. What everr happened with “Thank you for the game” and move on? I think I’ve seen your faggot buddy up there @Shitland

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    M3phoistto (16 Nov 2019, 0:13)
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    If you dont like this type of game there is a very simple way to solve it, just dont download it, here no one is required to download all games

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    Fr4K4ss3 (16 Nov 2019, 1:13)
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    As Halister says,
    The game are working partially, you can craft sword, buy to market but when customer comes to buy a sword it’s IMPOSSIBLE TO SELL at good price, all we can do is selling with a 15% discount so it’s IMPOSSIBLE TO PROGRESS in the game.
    No need to download it until bug crack are resolved.

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    Warwitch (16 Nov 2019, 3:17)
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    @Tye Always happy to give children such as you a chance to complain about complainers. Have fun being a hypocrite.

    Maybe one day you’ll be able to use other means of discourse than mindless insults, and that will be the day when you’ll realize that no, garbage does not need to exist, and hence games like this one are a waste of talent which would be best used elsewhere.

    Will be waiting to hear from you again once you hit puberty and start maturing.

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    Pepe (16 Nov 2019, 4:01)
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    Perfect for my new LG G5!

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    The Gamemaster (16 Nov 2019, 4:29)
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    fuck these shit simulators.. not worth of every single bit of my hdd space haha

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    GayPlayGamesToo (16 Nov 2019, 4:57)
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    Yeah bob, bring it on! I want a gay simulator (besides Dream Daddy).

    I just don’t understand how toxic and childish the gamer comunity is against LGBTQI+ and women, deal with it! we play games and we’ll continue playing games, it’s not funny when you bully someone’s condition to feel “powerful” it’s just outrageous! you should look for a “moral simulator” and grow up as a person!

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    yep (16 Nov 2019, 4:59)
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    I think many here are gay, they always talk about dick hahaha

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    bob (16 Nov 2019, 12:30)
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    @GayPlayGamesToo, I dont have any issues with gaylords playing games indoors and off the streets. Less fags i see, the better. hahaha suck my dick, oh wait……. you would probably enjoy that hahaha

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    k_88_d™ (16 Nov 2019, 12:54)
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    Holy damn! Is this how blacksmith works!?

    I thought they had to deal with heat and metal slamming, but puzzles and dice games!!
    And trust me, dice rolls are soul breakers, just look at DnD.

    Also, yeah sugar daddyyyy!!!

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    Tye (16 Nov 2019, 13:23)
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    @Warwitch You don’t even know the meaning of hypocrite. Here you are continuing to talk shit that you know nothing about. Heres a new word for you “nancy” which sounds exactly like you, bitching and moning like a female. Looks like your buddy called you out Bob. What a name “Bob”, always bobbing for low hanging fruit. Do us a favor and go shove a live grenade up your ass!

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    CapnBananas (16 Nov 2019, 13:23)
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    @GayPlayGamesToo

    A guy said “gay simulator” and you jumped on it to spew a bunch of BS.
    Since when is the gaming community against women? Stop projecting.

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    Kemah (16 Nov 2019, 15:14)
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    I’m getting a problem where every time I try to use coke, the controls lock up completely. Not even the escape button to get to the menu works. The discussions on Steam seem to imply this isn’t something people are having issues with, which led me to think this could be an issue with the cracked version. Anyone else using this crack getting this problem? Can’t exactly progress past tungsten without coke working.

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    Kemah (16 Nov 2019, 18:01)
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    I’m getting an issue where the coke produced in the coking furnace just doesn’t work when I put it in the furnace. Steam discussions have nothing on this so my guess is it’s something to do with the cracked version. Any others that are actually playing this instead of bitching, and have this same problem?

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    headcurse (16 Nov 2019, 20:08)
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    loooool “a waste of talent best used elsewhere” … now @warbitch is a centralist planner for the videogame kingdom — what a useless cunt!

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    Jason Voorhees (16 Nov 2019, 22:58)
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    Odin’s beard, I am actually going to download this. Yeah, Hopefully not, Shit Simulator, polishing dildo’s edition.

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    Ih8gfxwhores! (16 Nov 2019, 23:20)
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    If it’s fantasy, can it really be a simulator?, and it can’t really be accused or not simulating the real occupation…p

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    Assmaster (17 Nov 2019, 6:00)
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    Am I late?

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    TheHatredKing (17 Nov 2019, 9:13)
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    It’s alright. It’s a bit buggy and needs some work. Game mechanics also need to be improved upon but it isn’t that bad. I wouldn’t recommend it unless you are bored and feel like wasting time.

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    piracy forevah (18 Nov 2019, 3:27)
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    Thnx for the up.

    Imagine you being a blacksmith mofo in a fantasy world. Not in a world where people are crying/bitching about games that are being uploaded for free.