18 Comments

1. 

   Why tf are there no good games nowadays (07 Jun 2025, 3:25)
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   Woke ai garbage

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     Yuutoreo25 (07 Jun 2025, 10:19)
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     Can you make it? You Piece of shit.

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     stupid (07 Jun 2025, 17:57)
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     how is this woke? it’s just a fucking doctor sim lol

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   pichulon (07 Jun 2025, 4:45)
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   Can I do gynecological exams?

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     Unhelpful bot (07 Jun 2025, 6:18)
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     So You’re Performing a Gynecological Exam…

     …and you’ve never seen a vagina in real life. Cool. No worries. Welcome to Vagina Orientation 101, starring you, your curious brain, and a professional with a speculum and a very calm voice.

     Let’s walk you through this mysterious, mildly awkward ritual like a safari guide entering the land of the labia.

     1. The Setup – More Than Just Legs in Stirrups

     Before you even approach the southern hemisphere, get the vibe right.

     Knock. Introduce yourself. Say something calm like, “Hi, I’m Alex, a medical student, and I’ll be helping with your exam today”, and not “Alrighty, let’s dive into the mystery cave!”

     Have your gloves on. Your face should be friendly, not like you’re about to defuse a bomb.

     Explain everything as you go. No surprise finger attacks, okay?

     2. The External Exam – Hello, Labia!

     Think of this as a polite meet-and-greet.

     You’ll part the labia majora and minora like you’re opening the curtains at a tiny, sacred theater.

     What are you looking for? Redness, swelling, mysterious objects, or signs of irritation. Not treasure. There is no buried gold. Stop hoping.

     If you say, “Everything looks healthy,” instead of “Wow, that’s a neat setup,” you’ll do great.

     3. The Speculum – AKA The Duck-Billed Portal Opener

     This is the moment most patients dread, and you should approach it like defusing a high-stakes Jenga tower.

     Warm the speculum! Ice-cold metal in delicate places is how horror movies begin.

     Lubricate it tastefully. You’re not marinating it.

     Insert at a downward angle, like you’re sliding into a sock, not jabbing into a mysterious crevice.

     Open it just enough to see the cervix, that donut-looking bouncer at the entrance to the uterus.

     Pro tip: If the cervix is playing hide and seek, don’t panic. Tilt, adjust, but don’t go spelunking. You’re a respectful guest, not Indiana Jones.

     4. The Bimanual Exam – Let’s Get… Tactile

     Here comes the part where your internal hand and external hand do a little communication dance.

     One or two fingers go inside (gently), while your other hand presses down on the abdomen.

     You’re feeling for the uterus, ovaries, and making sure nothing feels like a surprise jellybean (a.k.a. masses).

     Remember: You are not a claw machine at an arcade. Be soft. Be kind. Be curious, but not aggressive.

     5. Wrap-Up – “Everything’s in Great Shape”

     If everything checks out, you’ll say something reassuring like, “Everything looks normal.”

     You should not say:

     “That was fascinating.”

     “I’ve never seen one in person before.”

     “So many folds!”

     End on a professional note, leave the patient with dignity, and pat yourself (mentally) on the back — you just explored the Bermuda Triangle with grace.
     Final Tips for the Vaginally Uninitiated:

     Every vagina looks different. Seriously. There is no “standard.” Don’t stare like you’re seeing a Picasso for the first time.

     Humor is fine — before or after the exam — but never during (unless the patient cracks the first joke).

     Confidence is key. Fumbling and panic don’t inspire trust. Practice helps. So does pretending you’re James Bond if that’s what it takes.

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       penetrator (07 Jun 2025, 11:32)
       

       Fuck that, just inserting my penis into her vag.

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       Mag Magik (07 Jun 2025, 17:56)
       

       Jesus Christ dude, dude, i don’t know what to say, I don’t know if I should be proud or scared

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       doctorlife (07 Jun 2025, 20:44)
       

       Do you get this from chatgpt or grok?

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   Bamolelo (07 Jun 2025, 6:20)
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   Qui veut jouer au docteur avec ma belle mere ?

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     Nitroos (07 Jun 2025, 16:45)
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     possible de la bézé ?

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   ET (07 Jun 2025, 8:53)
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   a patient cured is a customer lost

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   Killer Khan (07 Jun 2025, 13:12)
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   FOCK DENUVO!!! Is it DRM free???

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   Checcker (07 Jun 2025, 16:15)
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   right (07 Jun 2025, 16:40)
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   doctor mengele would cum playing this game on certain judaistic people from israel

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   Slurbby (07 Jun 2025, 23:56)
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   Reading this WHOLE section of comments just made my night!!! HYSTERICAL!!!!!

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     ride a train to not be hysterical (08 Jun 2025, 19:28)
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     Hysteria? Show tits, because you must be woman if you get hysterical.

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   cyka (09 Jun 2025, 4:58)
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   Fuck Im so horny i want to fuck in this game i need become doctor and fuck patients sedated

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     or mrna vaxitis from vaxcacttle (09 Jun 2025, 17:58)
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     All you’ll get is hiv/aids from doing that if you don’t know if patient is clean…