53 Comments

1. 

   ILoveCock (27 Sep 2020, 22:00)
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   Play this if you like COCK, like me
   I know 90% of those reading this love it, so cmon boys, stop DoodleDip and start downloading!

2. 

   TaKumiGSR (27 Sep 2020, 22:03)
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   who gives a damn about these games??? we want the triple A ones cracked

3. 

   carbon (27 Sep 2020, 22:08)
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   cock head… really? xD

4. 

   Andrey (27 Sep 2020, 22:11)
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   Jogo PICA

5. 

   Lee Lucas (27 Sep 2020, 22:12)
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   shit cock

6. 

   SSSQ (27 Sep 2020, 22:18)
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   I puked…

7. 

   Warwitch (27 Sep 2020, 22:35)
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   A Gary Stu game. The main character is obviously modeled after its developer.

8. 

   Balkanizer (27 Sep 2020, 22:41)
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   cock head WTF haha

9. 

   Rat (27 Sep 2020, 22:51)
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   Mite as well call it cock sucker

10. 

    Kruger (27 Sep 2020, 22:56)
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    Nice bullshit now groups get a fuck wake up we need you any one!

11. 

    JIm (27 Sep 2020, 22:57)
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    WTF

12. 

    fRED_the Blowjob (27 Sep 2020, 23:08)
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    I liked the cynicism. After all, I keep my hand on the stick all day, and at the end of the night I jack off. So this is the game for me, I like any stick.

13. 

    donut (27 Sep 2020, 23:14)
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    perfect for trump supporters

14. 

    Cockhead Fan (27 Sep 2020, 23:37)
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    I have been waiting for so fucking long. I have almost 13 cockhead posters on my wall

15. 

    John Wayne Gacy (27 Sep 2020, 23:39)
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    shit heat

16. 

    lol (27 Sep 2020, 23:43)
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    Love how the dude takumiGSR is commenting here as if skidrowreloaded are the people who are cracking games. There not lmao.

17. 

    CockFinger (27 Sep 2020, 23:56)
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    EJo, my fryends from evruope i love dicky so mucho that my tacos are burning.. please let your exotic water out of your bodi and endžoy thys gaem <3

18. 

    Balin Joko (28 Sep 2020, 0:21)
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    stfu takumigsr

19. 

    AppNasty (28 Sep 2020, 0:23)
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    Soooo…This is a thing.

20. 

    fckinhostile (28 Sep 2020, 1:15)
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    @TaKumiGSR then go and buy them you ungreatful prick

21. 

    goulart (28 Sep 2020, 1:35)
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    @TaKumiGSR I want it too… so go and do something about it, I’m waiting, cmon, start moving, I don’t wanna see winning comments, I want to see work, GO.

22. 

    Cracker (28 Sep 2020, 2:24)
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    @TaKumiGSR if you want AAA games, BUY IT you fucking poor piece of crap. This is an underground page, you idiot. Download Halo and shut the fuck up, maybe with your internet conection you will take years to complete it. So, just shut up and take what you can, shitty greedy idiot.

23. 

    Steponmyfoot (28 Sep 2020, 3:14)
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    Forget the AAA @TaKumiGSR… this is the future of cracked games… and of gaming industry…

24. 

    Cooleo (28 Sep 2020, 3:15)
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    I’d could really care less about triple A titles. Most are complete garbage. Keep the indie’s coming.

25. 

    Jerr koff (28 Sep 2020, 3:46)
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    I’m at a loss for words on how to shit on this game, it seems it shit on itself for me.

26. 

    oldgamer (28 Sep 2020, 3:54)
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    no words just XD

27. 

    iCanHazDildo? (28 Sep 2020, 3:57)
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    I like to play this game while I touch myself.

28. 

    Ballless (28 Sep 2020, 5:42)
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    So the developer made a game about himself? Interesting…

29. 

    Hank (28 Sep 2020, 6:05)
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    Who the fuck makes games like this? Who the fuck buys games like this? Why the fuck would they even bother cracking shit like this?

30. 

    ssg (28 Sep 2020, 6:44)
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    I don’t like cock i like pussy

31. 

    mommyboy (28 Sep 2020, 7:01)
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    This game made my mom pregnant

32. 

    seriouslyBrO (28 Sep 2020, 7:11)
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    This is Disturbing, Hitler Had A More Sensible Goal

33. 

    Narco (28 Sep 2020, 7:16)
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    it´s sad to see talent wasted in the creation of shit like this.

34. 

    the gamer (28 Sep 2020, 7:54)
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    ILoveCock – you like cocks? do you want some? with a cream?

35. 

    TheD (28 Sep 2020, 8:21)
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    Everybody loves the D

36. 

    hehe (28 Sep 2020, 9:32)
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    who gives a damn about triple a games? we want more indies

37. 

    BaboonMan (28 Sep 2020, 9:57)
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    This is the game that is mandatory for all those assholes that come here asking for games and saying the ones they crack suck when they have been getting loads for free for years. Learn some fucking gratitude

38. 

    fuckthecommies (28 Sep 2020, 11:13)
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    @donut

    Or perfect for faggot commies who never had a dollar because they see work as blasphemy.

39. 

    Hank (28 Sep 2020, 11:20)
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    @BaboonMan, shut your fucking mouth. When someone offers you roadkill on a plate and says you ought to be grateful because it’s free, well guess what — it’s still fucking roadkill and I ain’t gonna eat it. You wanna eat some cock, go right ahead since you’re grateful.

40. 

    K_EƎ_D (28 Sep 2020, 12:18)
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    I legitimately read the title “Crack head”
    Read the comment and had no idea what the shit is going on.
    Watched the game play video, now I can see the title Cock head.
    Comment section now makes more sense.
    Problem is fixed, 5/5 recommended!

41. 

    OMG (28 Sep 2020, 12:44)
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    OMG SOYBOYZ IN DA CHAT
    S O Y B O Y Z ! ! !
    O
    Y
    B
    Y
    Z
    !
    !
    !

42. 

    ILoveCock (28 Sep 2020, 13:54)
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    Just finished it, was GREAT!
    Only had to use one hand.
    You know where the other hand was don’t you? XD
    I was thinking of all of you while i did it XD <3 :-*

43. 

    setool (28 Sep 2020, 14:56)
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    first time a normal title for such a shit

44. 

    Mawkzz (28 Sep 2020, 16:06)
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    famoso cabeça de pica né

45. 

    fatbastard (28 Sep 2020, 18:01)
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    nice game for users this site

46. 

    Takumi'sMomma (28 Sep 2020, 18:13)
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    Ya’ll can shit personally on Danny Bastos A.K.A. TakumiGSR’s twitter
    https://twitter.com/takumigsr
    Go on and tell him a thing or two about being a ungrateful, broke-ass cunt.

47. 

    0xdead_code01 (28 Sep 2020, 23:12)
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    @TaKumiGSR – Spoken like a true cockhead.

48. 

    a weaboo obviously (29 Sep 2020, 2:29)
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    Sigh, western games…meteor-sama pls end it all asap.

49. 

    GexAppeal (29 Sep 2020, 2:32)
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    TABACO BEM MASSA!

50. 

    WTF (29 Sep 2020, 15:01)
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    play with your cock :DD

51. 

    bankai85 (29 Sep 2020, 18:52)
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    shit head

52. 

    merdmax (30 Sep 2020, 11:42)
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    looks hilarious… Just don’t understand the cover. What does the skeleton have to do with the game? perhaps its just a pun with getting boned.

53. 

    jamby (04 Oct 2020, 23:34)
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    think its suppose to be a play on Cuphead