19 Comments

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   ExxorD (04 Nov 2023, 1:29)
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   For real? lol

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   p0 (04 Nov 2023, 2:14)
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   fuckin really

3. 

   Damn (04 Nov 2023, 3:53)
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   and people ask why God forsaken us

4. 

   Scotty (04 Nov 2023, 4:06)
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   Finally a real game.

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   ccc (04 Nov 2023, 6:52)
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   omfg. theres no way SHITTY games can hide from SHITTY idiot tenoke :))))

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   chris (04 Nov 2023, 8:49)
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   Is this the long-awaited sequel to the Rock Simulator ?
   finally…

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     kallmas (04 Nov 2023, 9:58)
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     No, this AAA game will come for Christmas.
     Birch is the successor to the successful title Tree Simulator. Not to be confused with the toilet simulator

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       Nurbz (04 Nov 2023, 21:43)
       

       I fear that might actually be a popular game, lots of weirdos out there. =D

7. 

   ShitBoom (04 Nov 2023, 10:36)
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   Stop TENOKE shit spam!

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   ShitBoom (04 Nov 2023, 10:36)
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   Stop TENOKE shit spam!!

9. 

   lool (04 Nov 2023, 10:39)
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   why not bitch simulator?

10. 

    birch-fetishist (04 Nov 2023, 12:59)
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    thats exactly what i needed -.-

11. 

    Codename: Shovelware (04 Nov 2023, 13:49)
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    Support the software developers. Refer them to a non profit mental health clinic.

12. 

    Checcker (04 Nov 2023, 14:19)
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    2051025 (04 Nov 2023, 15:50)
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    B1tchtish stupid! you son of robber!

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    na (04 Nov 2023, 16:36)
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    Remember the developers are entitled to profit!
    When you download you are stealing their money!
    When you adblock Youtube videos you are stealing their money!
    Doesn’t anyone think of the creators?

    This “game” makes as much sense as a Cannabis grow simulator.
    At least with the THC grow simulator you might learn something for real world growing.

    10/10 would grow again

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    na (04 Nov 2023, 16:41)
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    Look at this:
    https://store.steampowered.com/search/?developer=Performance%20Artist

    How does this pass Steam’s requirements?

    And people actually spent money on this shit

16. 

    Anon (04 Nov 2023, 18:26)
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    Fuck off tenoke

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    TrustMeBro (05 Nov 2023, 18:49)
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    The main story is amazing, but it’s still a bit buggy.