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   Samir (26 Feb 2016, 22:14)
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   Thanks

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   Makinis (26 Feb 2016, 22:44)
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   lol?

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   korhan (26 Feb 2016, 22:53)
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   interesting

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   Infected (27 Feb 2016, 3:34)
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   Simulator de Jailson que delicia cara

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   black water (27 Feb 2016, 5:03)
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   Please do thought to denuvo lock it so much we worry now is that 6 months 6 Games aaa not crack. An alliance to create and destroy. Not destroy destroy denuvo .you can.

   _black water_

   thanks for all

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   roro747 (27 Feb 2016, 5:54)
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   afetr Cat simulator now bear….when com cow simulator???? and when com sex simulator????

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   filipostyle (27 Feb 2016, 8:01)
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   FIRST!

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   Prince Nikko (27 Feb 2016, 8:39)
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   SIMS 4 MOVIE HANGOUT AND ROMANTIC GARDEN?

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   Code (27 Feb 2016, 9:43)
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   Really ??? A bear simulator!!!!

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    aaa (27 Feb 2016, 11:59)
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    WTF?

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    LuisTaco47 (27 Feb 2016, 13:00)
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    looks sick!

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    bebbo (27 Feb 2016, 13:41)
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    Madonna che stronzata immane…

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    aa (27 Feb 2016, 14:12)
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    fuckin game

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    opdmand (27 Feb 2016, 14:28)
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    FIRST

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    Avi (27 Feb 2016, 17:49)
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    man, just watching that shit , makes me puke. what year is this? 2004? and what the hell is with that gameplay, gives me a headache

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    A3you (27 Feb 2016, 19:33)
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    Ma che ca..?!

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    Yogi Bear (27 Feb 2016, 22:01)
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    Description Of Game: A game where you live a carefree life through the eyes of a mangy, fur-mangled Grizzly Bear. Raid picnic grounds and picnic baskets from unsuspecting would-be campers, but watch out for the camp grounds Ranger, you don’t want him to shoot you in your bear butt with an Elephant gun filled full of tranquillizer darts, and have him skin your hide to use as a rug for his cabin.

    Eat, Maul People That Peeve You Off, Hibernate, Fill Up Your Bear Rage Meter During Female Menstrual Cycles, Take A Dump In The Woods And Find A Small Furry Creature To Use As Toilet Paper.

    Eat, Maul, Rage, Raid Camp Grounds, Fart, Attend To Call Of Nature, Hibernate, Rinse And Repeat.

    Let them him hear you Roar ! You are Grizzly, you are Bear !

    Coming in 2046: Robo-Bear – A disgruntled and down on his luck, beatnik Bear Cop runs in with a bad group of woodland thugs from Forest Heights who have it in to put the Bear Cop permanently out of commission.

    Enter Robo-Bear, the future of law enforcement; after a tragic and near fatal encounter with woodland street thugs goes bad, one lone Bear Cop is recruited into the Cybor-Bear program and reborn as Robo-Bear !

    Bring back law and order to the streets of Forest Heights, and serve justice with your equipped titanium steel, razor-sharp claws (also acts as a back and butt scratcher, and nose picker).

    Burn a searing, blazing hole into the skull of baddies with your twin, optical laser eyes, and shatter the ear drums of the hardest criminal master-minds with your head-exploding, high-pitched, sonic-blasting, Grizzly Roar !

    Coming in 2099: The Bear That Time Forgot. A story about a Hobo Bear that no one gives two cents about, and an even deeper story that involves a bunch of developers with a habitual decision to construct and craft poorly designed game concepts, that nobody would care enough to play.

    Prevent Hobo Bear from drinking himself to death, by picking him up from a corner of a dark alley-way, and putting him safely into the drunk tank in the back of a padded truck, so he can safely sleep off his massive hang-over.

    Later, during the run of the game, try your very best to prevent Hobo Bear from relapsing into another narcotics addiction, by taking him to the rehab clinic to recuperate.

    You will also be tasked with preventing Hobo Bear from going post local at the game developer’s studio and shooting up the place (for making such a crappy game about bears or bears in general), by playing the role of the anonymous snitch who gets to call in the FBI Task Force to bring Hobo Bear down.

    These upcoming games will be both Denuvo and DRM free. Heck, they will even be Dumb No Go, and Don’t… Rhymes with Ape Me free as well !

    Remember kiddies, no need to crack bear games, or give crack to bears.
    Definitely Do Not Give Crack To Bears, or you just might be asking for trouble, and you could get mauled if the bear thinks you look like a giant picnic basket or a very large honey pot.

    These games are neither endorsed or sponsored by Deadpool or Chuck Norris, so… Don’t Ask !

    Official Release Dates to be determined when the developer feels like it.

    Remember to support your Indie Game Developer, even if you think the game sucks, and it’s the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked. Hopefully it will encourage these type of developers to make less sucky games.

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    nub (28 Feb 2016, 9:03)
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    LAST!

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    JM (28 Feb 2016, 13:23)
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    PRINCESS NIKKO: Shut the FUCK up!!! Don’t contaminate every comment thread with that sims crap. Why all Sims players are completely miserable idiots?

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    Dade (28 Feb 2016, 16:26)
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    Is this game for Leonardo Di Caprio?

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    Cebz (28 Feb 2016, 19:32)
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    Where’s the BEER simulator? 😛

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    stare (29 Feb 2016, 0:25)
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    Is Dicaprio in the game??

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    Tenente (29 Feb 2016, 5:18)
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    the goal is eat Leonardo Di caprio

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    Makinis (29 Feb 2016, 17:56)
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    xDD fun the goal is to eat Leonardo Dicaprio, sapphire trophy!

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    guy1234563 (01 Mar 2016, 21:37)
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    anyone have the password for kickstarter bouns?