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   The Kid (05 Nov 2024, 1:00)
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   not a game, just proof the developers have no brain.

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     Trancilious (05 Nov 2024, 6:04)
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     At least 20,000 people have paid for this game giving the dev $2 each and the dev obviously has to put in minimal work. That doesn’t seem brainless to me, that’s money for nothing.

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     bonzille (05 Nov 2024, 9:39)
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     Just seems devs will put any old crap out these days and simpletons will buy it.

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   Common.Cents (05 Nov 2024, 15:46)
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   @ALL COMMENTS

   So your all still saying one thing in common… Literally, there’s almost nothing more pathetic or LOWER (especially to actual gamers) than the braindead zombies that actually BUY this disgrace…
   EXCEPT the freaks that actually Pirate this WASTE of Space!

   …..& I dont just mean a Waste of Hard Drive space! 🙂 I mean the Entire EXISTENCE of this garbage & Any human garbage responsible for it should be DELETED. from history!

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     Halfaspirin (05 Nov 2024, 16:20)
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     Again. No matter your opinion the person that made this pointless time waste is making a large amount of cash. Do you make that much for doing nothing? I think they should be applauded for separating simpletons from their cash, they obviously can’t be trusted with it.

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   josethereal (06 Nov 2024, 20:21)
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   Recommended
   117.1 hrs on record (104.0 hrs at review time)
   Posted: 8 October
   There are no thoughts. Only soft lapping waves as ducks float placidly about the pools.
   Cons:
   – Sometimes when you have too many ducks the map can get “gummed up” and the ducks get stuck in one place or another. The only solution is to reset the map.
   – I can’t have every duck on every map as some are map exclusive. This isn’t really a con but I want to have all of the ducks.
   Pros:
   – Ducks.
   – You can name the ducks.
   – Some of the ducks make regular duck sounds, and others make unconventional duck sounds and I can stream my game over discord and make my friends listen to all the different duck sounds.
   – My brother says it’s a stupid game, so I get to annoy him by talking about the ducks.
   – Ducks.

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   brainlesspeople (06 Nov 2024, 20:22)
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   Recommended
   51.6 hrs on record (23.8 hrs at review time)
   Posted: 12 October
   I love this game so much. It’s fun to sit back and watch the ducks float around. New ducks and new maps are always a joy. There is simple pleasure in thinking up names for the new additions.

   I have duck ideas. I don’t have all of them in-game yet, so these might exist already.
   -A phoenix would be cool
   -A raven or Edgar Allen Poe, also cool
   -A duck with a tiny rider of some kind
   -A dodo, perhaps
   -A duck holding a paintbrush that paints other ducks he collides with
   -A stuffed animal duck covered in buttons
   -A duck that is also a colourful candle
   -A duck that is also a fishbowl
   -A duck that has a camera and makes clicking sounds
   -A duck that is jewelled like an Egyptian mummy
   -A duck that has a riverboat butt (massive paddleboat)

   Anyways, that is how much I love this game.

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   lol (06 Nov 2024, 21:02)
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   Placid Plastic Dick Simulator