– Port the mechanics from 80’s games without bothering to add anything.
– Make something about the game “edgy,” like making some half-naked guy or girl the main character.
Done, you’re going to cash in for no effort at all!
@valued cardholder Yeah… those Shomin and their godlike superpowers…
I’ve gotta give it to the developers tho, it’s so completely and utterly bad that it’s hilarious. However, i am a bit concerned that the developer (BIG BOYS STUDIO, again, never heard of them) doesn’t understand how system requirements work. Like, why the fck would you ask ppl to run this with a 750 TI for 480p textures? Also, any processor since Athlon64 3000+ is okay, i guess… And i also don’t think they’re entirely sure how many fans they really have; on the steam page (at least i hope that’s a translation error) states they have 500 billion fans just on their tiny little island… that’s… more than the entire population of people, dolphins, cats and dogs on the planet atm. Somebody should probably tell them that.
But i digress. This is a Shomin simulator. Made in Japan. A hilariously bad looking and animated “Superman with lazers coming out of his feet” simulator. Honestly, i think we should all be thankful it’s not another one of those fcking interactive novels.
Go to youtube to watch gameplay 🤣🤣🤣🤣
a masterpiece
How to make lazy game:
– Port the mechanics from 80’s games without bothering to add anything.
– Make something about the game “edgy,” like making some half-naked guy or girl the main character.
Done, you’re going to cash in for no effort at all!
the common Japanese.
@valued cardholder Yeah… those Shomin and their godlike superpowers…
I’ve gotta give it to the developers tho, it’s so completely and utterly bad that it’s hilarious. However, i am a bit concerned that the developer (BIG BOYS STUDIO, again, never heard of them) doesn’t understand how system requirements work. Like, why the fck would you ask ppl to run this with a 750 TI for 480p textures? Also, any processor since Athlon64 3000+ is okay, i guess… And i also don’t think they’re entirely sure how many fans they really have; on the steam page (at least i hope that’s a translation error) states they have 500 billion fans just on their tiny little island… that’s… more than the entire population of people, dolphins, cats and dogs on the planet atm. Somebody should probably tell them that.
But i digress. This is a Shomin simulator. Made in Japan. A hilariously bad looking and animated “Superman with lazers coming out of his feet” simulator. Honestly, i think we should all be thankful it’s not another one of those fcking interactive novels.