22 Comments

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   Wezlarb (15 Nov 2020, 18:47)
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   Primeiro.

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   lol (15 Nov 2020, 19:13)
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   Thanks.

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   Kyojin (15 Nov 2020, 19:37)
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   Dykegone.

   Ah, this lame bitch with the rooster haircut. White Female Empowerment right? Okay! Spruce it up with bland, chalky visuals and we’ve got ourselves a nice fresh gunk of feces served on a cold dish. Bitch, you ain’t MegaMan or Strider. You’re just a skinny waif of a dyke with a beam gun and a cutesy dykish sword. As a matter of fact, my boy Strider Hiryu will make mincemeat of this rooster bitch and her lame Canadian developers.

   The game absolutely trash. Try harder next time you maple fucks.

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   nbn (15 Nov 2020, 20:14)
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   this is totally a RIP OFF of dead cells, is just too similar, its disgusting

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   Gamers are incels (15 Nov 2020, 21:20)
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   Kyojin you’re incel as fuck

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   Dallen Bounds (15 Nov 2020, 21:53)
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   shit game

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   PhoeniX (15 Nov 2020, 22:43)
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   So a lame ass, politically correct dead cells clone. PASS

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   Red (15 Nov 2020, 23:48)
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   @kyojin again a stupid weeb who love little girls panties

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   Gamer745 (16 Nov 2020, 0:31)
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   this guy “Kyojin” needs friends in real life, stfo kid

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    muman (16 Nov 2020, 0:54)
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    @Kyojin damn, incel faggot much?

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    SyntheticForest (16 Nov 2020, 1:01)
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    Kyojin you are really one sick person,sick in the head

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    thx (16 Nov 2020, 1:02)
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    Kyojin only plays Hentai games. I think I saw a Canadian dev shop making the Anger Management Simulator he desperately needs. Thx for the up!

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    Kyojin (16 Nov 2020, 1:41)
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    I really havent even played this game tbh. I just saw a woman in the thumbnail as well as indie as the genre, and noped the fuck out. I cant handle when women are in my video games, i dont like them. They make too much fun of my micro penis when i send them unwarranted dick pics. im actually really jealous that this game was even made, because im too much of a talentless cuck to do anything different.

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    George (16 Nov 2020, 2:24)
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    Many thanks Skidrow 😀

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    DBIss (16 Nov 2020, 7:09)
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    Lmao, I partly agree with Kyojin. This is a low-quality, low-effort, SJW clone of Dead Cells. Absolute garbage. Really can’t see good games coming from Canada, except for maybe BioWare but even that’s in a pretty bad shape now.

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    Dayzed (16 Nov 2020, 8:08)
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    Kyojin doesn’t need no friends, he needs a therapist 😀

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    Kyojin (16 Nov 2020, 12:15)
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    Ah, fantastic! It’s Dayzed from Dayzed Dinkus Circus! Everyone hear about the news? Dayzed is promoting a new show in the dark, depths of the Big Top called: Pally and Wally! The show features two obese seals, balancing atop oversized beach balls, spinning around like living tops! ORAF! ORAF! ORAF! Goes Dayzed’s seals! They’re cracked out on Starkist Tuna!? Did one of your trashclowns forget to remove the bricks of cocaine hidden within the fish?

    Oh, well! Who gives a shit! A round of applause everyone! It will be a wonderful show! ORAF! ORAF!

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    Kyojin (16 Nov 2020, 18:18)
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    Of course what im actually talking about is my home life, and the obese seals im talking about are my dumb mother and my dad who beats me. Its why i take all my anger out on the world, that and the fact i have a micro penis.

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    Kyojin (17 Nov 2020, 4:38)
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    Okay! Everyone obtain a free cattle prod? Here at Dayzed’s Dinkus Circus Emporium, they specialize in circus mutant crossbreeding! It’s where all the casual, mainstream gamers go when they’re bored of playing shittastic Canadian games such as Dykegone. Rumor has it that Dayzed used to have a sister that was into trashy casual games. Dayzed’s sister was named Pally. Waitaminute? Isn’t Pally a seal that snarfs down on lard 24hrs a day? Not to mention trucks of Cocaine-riddled Starkist Tuna? Jesus Fucking Christ! Dayzed sister is half human half seal!

    Today is a special day. We’re going to get Pally pregnant. Two healthy trashclowns, Maximus and Kek are willing participants who wish to inseminate the gargantuan HuSeal. Maximus is a real sight to see. His hands are hooves, and his feet are shaped like an emu. Kek on the other hand, is simply a muddy ball of fur. When Kek gets sexually aroused, a fleshy rod covered in soot emerges from his groin area. This is some strange shit! Let’s see what happens when the two trashclowns sexually ravage the HuSeal beast!

    Goddamn! The mutated stench of sex reeks of Dayzed’s hooch. Watch as Maximus spreads his legs like a two-legged spider! Max’s groin area is covered in fur, which secretes gelatin covered in mucous. Maximus atop the beast, thrusts his hips back and fourth into the canal of Pally, as if he had a male penis. Kek is below the massive lummox, his fleshy soot instantly gets snapped in half, as he attempted to enter the rear of the HuSeal. “HAROOOOGH!” Screams Kek. Kek is now defeated. Maximus finally finishes the job, as the 20th gelatin block enters the canal of the HuSeal.

    3 hours later, loud burly screams echo the circus. “OARFF!!” “OARFF!!” Countless orange creatures begin to emerge from Pally’s canal. Dayzed rushes to her sister with a plastic bag, frantically collecting the creatures, sniffing them on occasion. “Ah fresh and lively!” Dayzed murmurs. “My babies will be perfect for my next experiment!” The half-conscious Pally glares at Dayzed, eyes bloodshot red, teeth gnashing. “BLAM!” A slug instantly pierces Pally’s dome, as a trashclown minion saves Dayzed’s life.

    Dayzed walks off plopping the creatures into her mouth one by one, licking her lips greedily.

    “This circus is fucked up!” Holding his stomach, a child is seen scurrying off into the sunset while the onlookers stare at him in disbelief.

    “He didn’t even get to try the gooey-orange gumballs” shrugs a 4yr old little girl. She then turns back to her bag of “gumballs” and instantly devours them – the sides of her jaws slightly torn apart! YUM! GOBBLE! SNARF!

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    Jerr koff (17 Nov 2020, 13:39)
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    @kyojin I like triggering the babies on here as much as the next troll but god damn dude. You need some help. That sounded more like some sick fantasy you typed up.

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    Mobius Ace (20 Nov 2020, 1:50)
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    @Kyojin So… that’s the power of autism…

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    Nicomad (20 Nov 2020, 2:56)
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    I finished Deadcell (no bosscells) and finished this one, yes its not as good as Deadcell but its a decent clone and u may want to check it out guys.