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   Assmaster[Waffen SS] (13 Jan 2020, 13:41)
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   uuh, touch me

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   putin loves trump! (13 Jan 2020, 15:15)
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   where’s Trump & Putin dirty sex simulator?

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   dfsdfsd (13 Jan 2020, 17:17)
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   “people” waste time making this garbage xD

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   adnx (13 Jan 2020, 17:23)
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   fuck this shit games mtfkrs

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   Sanae#1Fan (13 Jan 2020, 18:25)
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   The most misleading cover ever?

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   dave (13 Jan 2020, 20:02)
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   WFT! That is the gayest looking cover image!

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   Warwitch (13 Jan 2020, 21:10)
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   Many years ago, I said Goat Simulator was the worst game ever.

   I wish that was still true. ShitDevs keep finding new ways to lower the bar.

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   Lowkey (14 Jan 2020, 10:20)
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   What’s up with devs and games nowadays? I haven’t been in gaming for less than 2 years and every other game requires i7 or high end i5 processors, 8gb of ram or a ton of storage… That’s minimum requirements, can’t imagine recommended then… And most of them don’t even look or play good, they are just sh*t! Half Life 2 or Crysis from 10-15 years ago look like Miss Universes compared to most of games from 2019/2020. Most of them are cartoonish or pixelart… Imagine, pixelart game that requires i7 processor and 8gb of ram… THAT IS NONSENSE! Lazy devs producing unoptimised games, and then they are getting mad because someone pirated their game. They don’t deserve to publish the game in this state!!!

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   K_EƎ_D (14 Jan 2020, 16:36)
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   That box art got me so hard.

   @Warwitch
   What bar? There’s no bar anymore, they can go to the shit abyss as they like.

   I like how every dev make a shitty game they describe it “funny, parody, cartoonie…”
   More excuses to cover their shitty ass laziness on their shitty work.
   Covering your shit with cream won’t deny the fact it’s shit.

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    Pete (14 Jan 2020, 16:40)
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    Those who made this game probably thought that it was a good idea and confident that it would be a smash hit, but…… yeah i don’t think so.

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    DAVE (14 Jan 2020, 17:14)
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    “They don’t deserve to publish a game in this state! Waaaaaaah!” -Lowkey

    Don’t blow a gasket, soyboy. They don’t deserve to publish a game? Someone made you the authority on that, yeah? I think not.

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    Lowkey (14 Jan 2020, 17:42)
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    Lowkey again here, as i finished download and installed game i’m here just to inform you… Minimum requirements are lying, my PC is stronger than those reqs and can’t get 10fps… I’ve put resolution on 480p and settings on VERY LOW, still the same thing! Can’t go past 15fps, when battle starts it gets even lower. DON’T DOWNLOAD THIS UNOPTIMISED UNITY CRAP!

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    Lowkey (14 Jan 2020, 17:50)
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    @Dave
    I’m was game developer for around 8 years, i worked on all kinds of games for Polish and Russian companies, i even lived in Moscow for 1 year. I know what i’m talking about, in real video game company this couldn’t be published even as a free to play! This is unplayable piece of garbage, with only purpose to grab quick cash and dissapear… That’s why it’s 1,6$ on Steam. Whoever made this, he used free assets and free Unity licence. Any dollar he gets, it’s pure profit! There are no expenses or investments besides time spent on it(a couple of weeks-maybe a month) and that’s it.

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    Lowkey (15 Jan 2020, 12:00)
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    EDIT: Game is now 2$ on Steam.