17 Comments

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   Kyojin (02 Mar 2020, 5:37)
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   AO Bitchennis.

   Created by the Dev team of Pissy Ant Studios. Create your own malnutritioned, dyke or homosexual tennis player. The character models look like flayed, thin strips of beef jerky – all the while swinging their tennis rackets for the sake of their lives. The developers obviously, put zero effort into this cock-gobbling game, and have the audacity to market towards overweight bastards who worship their tennis idols. Fat motherfuckers can’t play real tennis, so in order to circumvent their insecurities, Pissy Ant Studios decided to reinforce fat pride.

   The models are trash, the developers ought to be ashamed of themselves, and once again gaming is totally fucked.

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   Kruger (02 Mar 2020, 9:04)
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   TOp spin where are you or Virtua Tennis may this developers and other shitty tennis trash games engulf CORONAVIRUS and everything once and for ALL!

   SHove it in your ASS iunplayable fucking garbage hope it explodes in process 😉

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   Mysterio (02 Mar 2020, 9:59)
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   thanksa lot guys

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   fallout666 (02 Mar 2020, 11:16)
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   @kyojin so you like it or not? I don’t know

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   Gionni (02 Mar 2020, 11:41)
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   Thank you 🙂

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   SuperPositive (02 Mar 2020, 12:03)
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   Preach, Kyojin. Fucking pathetic “game”.
   And, Kruger, I hope too that humanity is destroyed by a virus or a tsunami or Cthulu before these shit-ass games get a chance to do it before.
   “Don’t put effort, give us money” – the developers.
   Tennis games are so dead right now. Dead, buried, dug out again, fucked the rotting corpse and thrown into the bin behind a Burger King.

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   K_EƎ_D (02 Mar 2020, 12:31)
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   I’ve nothing much to say, but I’d to join my K’s brothers up there with shitty comment.

   I watched the gameplay and I noticed something while watching.
   I was dead from the inside, just like the dead audience there, and felt sorry.
   Probably from watching these horrendous models.

   Other than that, looks legit boring tennis, just like real life.

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   God (02 Mar 2020, 14:23)
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   How dare you…these people work hard! shame on you

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   Sanae#1Fan (02 Mar 2020, 14:54)
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   I love how expresive these comments are LMAO you guys are amazing at this

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    Anas (02 Mar 2020, 14:54)
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    Thanks

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    Tom1980 (02 Mar 2020, 15:37)
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    Previous version worked fine for me, but this one crashes during start of the game after all logos show up. Does anyone have the same issue ?

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    Voxel (02 Mar 2020, 16:47)
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    Thing about most of these tennis games is that they have no more than a handful of actual tennis players in them. For once I would like to see EA buy up every tennis license they can find and make a game with the top 250 men, top 50 women (no one actually plays as women in tennis, do they?), real tournaments right the way through, fully licensed. Go tits out with the licenses.
    Instead you invariably get like 1 real player, maybe one unlockable senior if you’re lucky, and that’s your lot.

    Same with boxing. The fuck did EA stop making Fight Night for? They quit making Fight Night yet every year they put out a UFC game that seems to get worse not better. But even Fight Night had a couple of current fighters, a handful of legends, then about a million generated fighters.

    If you’re gonna give me sports games, I want those fucking licenses. It doesn’t matter how good the game’s mechanics are, if I’m playing as some randomly generated nobody, my immersion has more holes in it than OJ Simpson’s trial.

    If I’m playing Tennis I was Federer, Nadal, Djokovic, Murray and about 200 more players who are REAL. If I’m playing Fight Night I wan the Gypsy King, and I wanna use him to knock Deontay Wilder’s lights the fuck out. I want AJ, I want Dillian White, I want every single belt holder in professional boxing to be present and correct, I want every single realistic contender for those belts, I want the same situation with the amateurs too, don’t keep those guys out.

    Gimme those licenses, or get out.

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    Wrynnarius52 (02 Mar 2020, 17:06)
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    Anyone knows how to change the language? I go to steamconfig but i can’t save the file

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    CappDog (03 Mar 2020, 3:13)
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    @Kyojin I’m sorry a game developer raped your mom. Surely that explains the irrational hate. Or, you’re just a retard.

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    KoxOx (03 Mar 2020, 4:30)
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    @CappDog I’m sure that Kyojin’s mom is more than happy to clear those cobwebs from her pussy. Meanwhile, tell me if you can taste her cunt juices on the developers dick after that lackluster blowjob you gave them. Seems that retardation is running rampant around here, surely you are taking precautions, CappDog? Are you wearing your special helmet before bashing your head against the keyboard and calling it a comment?

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    Akhronik (13 Mar 2020, 12:27)
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    The game is not as bad Kyojin and Kruger would let you believe, however be prepared for the most “FIFA-esque” experience ever for a tennis game.

    Matches are rigged, no two ways about it. Doesn’t matter if you angle your shots carefully or if you make them rush to the net while they’re 20 metres away: the AI will always have an answer for it and it will occasionally make a mistake on purpose just to let you think that you might actually win. This is obviously not always the case, but a good chunk of the experience is pretty much this.

    As for the “dead” crowd, I really don’t know what you expect from a tennis crowd. People are expected to be silent, they’re only allowed cheering when one of the players scores, and even then they have to be quick about it.

    Still not better than Top Spin 2.

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    ninina (07 May 2020, 16:52)
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    hi, could you please upload the last updated version