36 Comments

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   Ciel (17 Sep 2022, 6:32)
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   this is kinda cute :3

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     Silver Jersalem (17 Sep 2022, 9:43)
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     you’re cute

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   nergiss (17 Sep 2022, 8:54)
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   thank you so much

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   Warwitch (17 Sep 2022, 13:44)
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   Made by faggots, made for faggots. Faggots.

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     mike hunt (17 Sep 2022, 13:59)
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     go die

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     Warwitch (17 Sep 2022, 14:21)
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     I love this game! It’s a great game to play while I fuck my mother. She likes to gargle my balls while I play this with my controller jammed up my asshole.

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     why so mad? (17 Sep 2022, 15:26)
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     yo lil kid, why you so mad? Did you not get dicked down this morning? It’ll be ok, lil guy.

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     Sigmund Fraud (17 Sep 2022, 15:48)
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     “People” who call others ‘faggot’ are usually confused about their own latent homosexuality. I prescribe two dicks for you with a cyanide chaser…

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       Warwitch (17 Sep 2022, 22:30)
       

       Nah, Warwitch is more into underage girls.

       Google warwitchtv. There’s a few bits of information and pictures of screenshots of messages that he sent to underage girls.

       He’s constantly salty on here because he got found out and banned from Twitch.

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       Warwitch (18 Sep 2022, 14:57)
       

       That’s not true, I’m searching for my long lost 13 year old sister. I finger banged her since she was 5. She ran away to be a prostitute in Japan. This is why I hate anime, it reminds me of her. 😭😭😭

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       Warwitch (18 Sep 2022, 21:16)
       

       I know, Warwitch. I feel your pain. Which is more than I can say about my sister feeling pain.

       I know that she was only young, but old enough to know that a dick is meant to touch the sides. I’ve been grooming her for 5 years after all. I just didn’t think that I’d get so much so inside of her head to the point of her mocking the size of me.

       Hell, she even called me out by saying that her dummy for when she was a baby was more satisfying to suck, and bigger in her mouth.

       That is my biggest failure in life. Driving away my 5 your old sister because I couldn’t satisfy her needs after the years of grooming.

       Warwitch, would you please come and hug me? No gay stuff, I swear. You’re too old for me.

       I am really am enjoying this… Which is something my sister never said to me. 😭

       Mama, Papa, are you proud of me now?! 😭

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       Warwitch (19 Sep 2022, 3:06)
       

       This is what it sounds like when doves cry…😭😭😭

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       Warwitch (19 Sep 2022, 22:20)
       

       Such a good song by Prince!

       I like your style, Warwitch.

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     Warwitch (18 Sep 2022, 9:48)
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     Finally got one of your games on here then?

     Good show, Warwitch.

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   adf (17 Sep 2022, 15:29)
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   Warwitch did your mother drop you on the floor when your was born?

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     Warwitch (20 Sep 2022, 0:00)
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     I wish that that was the case, but no.

     Picture a watermelon that’s been stabbed over and over with a coat hanger.

     That’s what my head looks like after my trying was trying to do a do it your self abortion.

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   Red (17 Sep 2022, 16:06)
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   You can’t fuck the girl, and thus i won’t play it

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     Warwitch (17 Sep 2022, 20:49)
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     Wow, what’s it like to be a total incel loser. I wouldn’t know because I’m super cool and loved by everyone. I’ll give you a hand job for half price if that will make you feel better. 🍆🍆🍆

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   Warwitch (17 Sep 2022, 18:03)
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   MY MUM CANT AFFORD Her anal beads (she keeps losing them inside her & then she needs my incredibly oddly tiny hands to get right up in there & get them back) Its not SOOOOO OBVIOUS from my comments that ALL I think about is Gay Porn is it?!? Oh I hope not!! I did NOT mean to sound Gay! I said the same thing last night to my boyfriend while I was drinking WARM CUSTARD from his A**hole…
   Mmmmm, Yummy says Warwitch! SERIOUSLY, I was STILL picking pubes out of my teeth this morning, just before I ATE that BROWN CUCUMBER my MUM left in the Toilet, I wonder why she keeps leaving big, LUMPY chocolate blobs with nuts (& there is ALWAYS CORN in the chocolate for some strange reason) & YUMMY YELLOW LEMONADE! I mean OBVIOUSLY the ONLY reason a person would ALWAYS comment about Faggots & have literally every second word out their mouth be about Faggots & assholes…..
   …..is because thats ALL they can think about…. ALL day, ALL night…. 24/7 is how much I LOVE Faggot ass!….. I mean, not me, not Warwitch! I DONT love faggots ass….OMG….. Screw it, Im lying to myself, I’m Warwitch & I want to meet my REAL PARENTS (Im adopted, NOBODY wanted a child this UGLY! I look like I EAT that faggot ass just like I KEEP commenting about ALL day on EVERY game I cant afford 🙁
   My graphics card is 19 years old, so its 9 years OLDER than me! Warwitch! My MUM didnt seem to care, or didnt even seem to say anything really last week when I DUG UP DADS BODY & just after I CAME ALL OVER MY DADS rotting CORPSE I picked up a RANDOM TREE BRANCH & used it as a dildo on myself while my MUM watched & jacked off but then my MUM continued to do piss porn with the neighbors dead cat.
   NOW MY MUM CANT AFFORD Her anal beads & she keeps losing them inside her & I have to get up in there & get them back, we tried using a fishing rod but now Mums P*ssy is full of Rusty fish hooks. I’m Warwitch & Ive been farted on by a fish.

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     Warwitch (17 Sep 2022, 19:57)
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     🤣🤣🤣🤣

     I like this Warwitch, he can come over and cum in my ass any day.

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     Parasite-B (17 Sep 2022, 20:46)
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     Respect to you, Warwitch, for finally coming out and telling us your truth.

     I knew there was a reason as to why you are so salty all the time.

     I just hope that after telling us your truth you can move on and get the help that you need.

     it’s just like addiction. The first and often hardest step is realising that you have a problem.

     Best wishes to you, and I hope that you can help your mum with those anal beads soon. 📿🎣

     Again, respect. 👊🏻

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   Anon (17 Sep 2022, 19:19)
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   what in the hell are these comments?

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     Help from Satan (17 Sep 2022, 20:07)
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     If you don’t know what’s going on, I would suggest downloading your game and turning right back around. You’ll be a much better person for it.

     Yours in Christ,
     Satan
     👹👹👹

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       Parasite-B (17 Sep 2022, 22:10)
       

       I worship you on a daily basis.

       Thank you, Satan, for giving meaning to this meagre existence.

       Hail, Satan. 🤘🏻😈🤘🏻

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       Satan (18 Sep 2022, 15:03)
       

       Oh gosh, I’m so embarrassed right now. I know you can’t tell, but I blushing so hard. Keep up the bad work remember this: Always kick the Warwitch.

       Yours in Christ,
       Satan
       👹👹👹

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       Parasite-B (18 Sep 2022, 20:35)
       

       One could never tell, what with the red skin and all.

       In your name I shall continue my bad work. And always kicking Warwitch goes without saying.

       Your devoted parasite.

       Hail Satan.

       Warwitch is a cunt.

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   Warwitch (17 Sep 2022, 22:21)
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   Fucking hell… I really hope that Warwitch sees all these comments and finally either fucks off, or stops talking shit about every other game.

   Wouldn’t it be nice if everyone started posting as Warwitch so he finally gets the fucking message?

   Although I doubt it will.

   The dumb cunt can barely form a coherent sentence and is as funny as being made to rape your own mum at gunpoint.

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   Warwitch (18 Sep 2022, 21:24)
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   I’m thinking about writing a song about myself and sharing it in the comments section.

   The only problem is that I’m stuck for ideas of a name for my song. That and also lyrics.

   I mean, come on. You’ve all seen my posts on here over the numerous years, and know that I have fuck all original to say.

   Your help would be greatly appreciated, which is ironic, I know, because I’ve never shown any appreciation on this site before.

   Maybe y’all could help me break this cycle…

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     Pravda (19 Sep 2022, 3:17)
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     This game sucks, comment section is golden though.

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    Baldo (19 Sep 2022, 6:20)
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    fking tards, this website is about games, it’s not for you all to come here and expose your sad lives in comments, you dumb cunts.

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      Warwitch (19 Sep 2022, 10:15)
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      I meant to reply to you, person of unspecified gender.

      I also meant to say “retards” instead of “regards”.

      Mama says this is one of my”extra special” days.

      It makes me hard just thinking about her saying those words.

      Again, good day to you, potty mouth. 💩💩💩

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      Warwitch (19 Sep 2022, 14:15)
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      Oooo what a tough guy you are! This is a website about STOLEN games you fucktard. Go back to IGN and have a circle jerk with all the rest of the super serious cum guzzlers. No one asked you to join in incel. 🖕🖕🖕

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        Baldo (19 Sep 2022, 16:51)
        

        what is the problem with being stolen games, jackass? if piracy didn’t exist you and those psycopats were all fucked. But you must be a rich boy who like paying $70 for a game on steam Lel

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        Warwitch (19 Sep 2022, 22:30)
        

        You’re right on the money with your “rich boy” comment. The main thing that you’re wrong about is me using my money to buy games.

        The truth is that I’m hooked on flying out to Asia and getting me several of those lady boys a night.

        Why should I spend money on games that I can download from here?

        Gaming isn’t my true passion. Lady boys are.

        Also, the younger the better. I absolutely love the feeling of going in raw and hard, splitting their assholes and using their blood as lube.

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        Warwitch (19 Sep 2022, 22:43)
        

        Oh, so you DO know that this is a site for downloading pirated games, and not place to share your constantly negative bullshit!?

        Fucking hell, hold on to your bollocks lads! Warwitch might have just had a revelation!

        Oh, and that should be “No one asked you to join in, incel.”

        That missed out comma is very confusing at times.

        But bless you. You do try, and that’s what counts.

        I’m pretty certain that you have quite a few trophies at home on your mom’s windowsill. All of them just for turning up.

        I’m glad see know that you are living your best life, you go getter! Don’t let anyone tell you that you can’t achieve your goals! Well, unless it’s focused around fucking with underage girls. That one is a big no.

        I’m sure your mom and carer can help you with that.

        You absolute fucking twat.

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    Warwitch (19 Sep 2022, 10:12)
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    Regards? it’s only me here, and I take great offensive to that term!

    Mama said I was “special”, and not to listen to anyone with a potty mouth likes yours.

    Speaking of potty, I need to go and poop out all of last night’s cum.

    May I remind you that this is a special site for “special” people, and we don’t take kindly to your potty mouth. 💩💩💩

    Good day to you, person of unspecified gender.